“So...I’ve Got Invited In This Organization.Should I Accept Their Invite?”

Tag yourself: Metal Gear version

Big Boss: - believes in Santa and fears vampires - smokes a lot - only likes the real things - is dead inside but doesn’t know yet - love triangle - has children he wasn’t aware of Revolver Ocelot: - kin with wildcats - meows a lot - owns 2 or more of the same object (preferably revolvers) - dresses like a cowboy - thirsty - doesn’t know his mom - follows too many people Kazuhira Miller: - accidentally invented McDonalds - loves to cook - always on his foot - would give a leg and an arm for his love interest - gets jealous a lot and also very quickly - doesn’t like to third-wheel Solid Snake: - uses “hmmm” and “uhhh” phrases a lot - quiet, but can talk alot if needed - owns a metric fuckton of dogs - secretly likes Anime - kinkshames people by accident - doesn’t like his brother Liquid Snake: - tattooed - has only one true friend - leader of his own squad - probably emo - hates to cut his hair - hates his brother - doesn’t know how social media works and never will Otacon: - had a terrible dad - loves his siblings - also loves Anime - had an accidental marriage with an ex-soldier - raised a child with said ex-soldier in a plane - eats a lot, probably Raiden: - noone likes him at first sight - steals the show whenever he can - occassionally hairflips his way through life - wields swords - has a child??? - sick beat drops whenever he enters the stage (RULES OF NATUREE) - loves memes and cats The Boss: - tells you to kill her - defects to the Sovjet Union - the mom of the squad - doesn’t like dirty floors - likes snakes EVA: - cosplays - can kick you with a motorcycle - likes to watch people eat snakes - disappears pretty fast - likes to give exposition - probably likes Marina and the Diamonds - has 3 sons and 2 of them are a disappointment Johnny: - has a sensitive stomach - annoys everyone in the squad - is usefull sometimes - pure child yet dangerous - Weeabo Meryl: - kicks ass before 6AM - lowkey afraid of getting real tattoos - cool earrings - doesn’t buy your bullshit - also had an accidental marriage - isn’t a rookie Quiet: - only speaks in languages noone can understand yet she knows english - hates clothing - loves rain - can break your neck with her legs - have you seen her legs Sunny: - the child of the squad - always happy - likes to cook - smol, pls protect her - makes new friends quickly

Huey: - noone likes him - he can fuck off - his texts get ignored - noone will ever love him - douchebag - pees himself and doesn’t change like wtf

does the evil pink man listen to kpop

“Am I like moron to you?”

"I am not a man of Faith"

Reblog if Balalaika (Black Lagoon) is best girl.

"Eldritch abomination"

"Hi"

"Oh who the fuck are you?"

When u reach the remnants bunker in For Auld Lang Syne

Important discoveries being made over here.

“Why you even thinking about piss.It is disgusting.”

And- does your piss tastes like strawberry smoothie?

“NO”

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