Candy Asks

"oh my god..." She whispers under her breath. She quietly grabs her radio system. "All MTF units, I need back up immediately." She speaks clearly but quietly, so as not to be heard by anyone around.

"Hello, you are a man of science, correct? " It's appears to be a breached D class.

"Well, more like a lady of science but yes...why, what's it to you..." She looks at him suspiciously.

Help me get custody of my 10-year-old younger sister, who is currently with a ped0phile. My full story. 

If possible don’t ignore this, 1 reblog can save her.

Imagine being mad at women for being nice to each other and tweeting about it:

Curious about what's going on, she reaches out an arm and takes a step forward. "hey wait-" but they were already gone. She notices the file and picks it up to inspect it, now even more curious of what's inside.

"Hello, you are a man of science, correct? " It's appears to be a breached D class.

"Well, more like a lady of science but yes...why, what's it to you..." She looks at him suspiciously.

Happy belated 1 year anniversary of this blog!!!🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊🎊

This is not for you.

This is a post aimed at me and other people who constantly fall into guilt spirals over all the things they can’t do, and feel they should somehow magically be able to do anyway.

For me, and for the others, this is a gentle reminder:

- Posts asking for monetary donations are speaking to people who have money. Not your broke ass, still worrying how to buy food next month.

- Posts asking you to care about [extreme injustice of the day] are speaking to people who have energy to care. Not you, hanging onto your sanity by the fingernails. 

And, most importantly: posts telling you that you are horrible/cheap/awful/rude/unworthy/unlikable if you don’t pay/reblog/signal boost/care? Those posts can fucking die in a fire.

TL;DR: Posts asking for shit you are not physically or mentally able to give? 

THOSE POSTS ARE NOT FOR YOU. 

The TV headed humanoid walks over to you and hands you a cupcake before running in the opposite direction blasting ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’ by Rick Astley.

((I think this was from a long time ago, so I'm really sorry for the late answer))

"Huh. Wonder what flavor this is? Ah well. If this isnt the thing that'll kill me, nothing will be."

*she proceeds to eat the cupcake while observing said figure leave*

you,, Are SMall :)

Yes, indeed I am! Hm, perhaps that's why I wear boots with such high soles... To make up for my height???

Dr. Wondertainment is indeed in fact just Willy Wonka, I dare anyone to even TRY to change my mind.

back with more lmao