Late Valentine’s Day Capvers Art

!BBC GHOST S5E5 SPOILERS!

Cue Exit Music (for a Film) by Radiohead

RIP fives you will be dearly missed (whether you come back from the dead to become an inquisitor or not)

+ doodles to lighten the mood ig

We’ll just completely ignore canon and call him Theodore anyway

if caps name isn’t theodore i actually don’t know what the hell im gonna do

Havers survived the war. And obviously Captain did, too. And so they are both heading to Button House for clearing stuff up, etc. So Captain is already there and Havers is on his way.

But again, Captain's heart. It hurts again.

He's so excited to see Havers again, though. But he's starting to feel unwell, so he collapses onto a chair. Then Havers walks in.

They smile at each other, can't believe they are seeing each other again. Then William's face changes as he looks worriedly at the Captain, whose own face contorts in pain.

'Captain! Teddy!'

Havers runs over to hold the Captain's arm, terrified as he watches him struggle to catch a breath.

'William... You're here...'

Havers slowly lowers Captain onto the floor, gently cradling his head.

'You're alright, Teddy, it's okay'

'William... Oughh!' The Captain is clutching his chest.

'Will, I'm afraid.... 'm afraid I might be... leaving... you...'

'Teddy, no, you'll be okay, just stay with me...'

'I'm sorry... I love you, always have. I'm, aghh, I'm sorry I didn't stop you from leaving. I'm sorry I didn't go with you...

'Teddy, I love you so' Havers heaved a sob. 'I'm so sorry I left you. Please don't go now, please'

Havers cradled the Captain to his chest, whispering words of love and promises, made far too late.

Around them stood a group of people, faces thoughtful and solemn. All too familiar with loss, but ready to help another one of their own.

Cody: Ugh.

Obi-Wan: What???

Cody: I swear to god, if you ask Boga if she ‘wants to go walkies’ in that high pitched tone that gets her all excited, one more time-

Obi-Wan: Sometimes we have to get them excited for the walkies!

Cody: She’s a twenty-six foot lizard! She spun in a circle and threw me into a wall! She’s gonna step on the wrong Jedi master one day and kill them!

Obi-Wan: Oh you’re being dramatic.

Cody: What if she steps on Master Yaddle and initiate Grogu one day, huh??? Are they gonna survive her big paws??

Obi-Wan: I notice how you left Grandmaster out of that scenario.

Cody: He made me drink swamp water last week and told me it was tea! I won’t cry at his funeral and now I’m determined to outlive him!

Obi-Wan: Babe. It’s traditional for the lineage. Normally he gets us with it when we’re still tiny, but it provides very important bacteria for gut health. I used to be intolerant to most Mandalorian seed spices before he gave it to me.

Cody: …so he wasn’t just torturing his new bu’ad-in-law?

Obi-Wan: Two things can be possible.

i saw a tiktok video of jfk and magneto to Velvet Rings by big thief and i find the idea that erik had an affair with fucking John Fitzgerald Kennedy so god damn funny, it’s even funnier he’s erik fucking rebound from charles

STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS CAME OUT 16 YEARS AGO!!!

he stole qui-gon's cloak

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Imagine being 22 and there was an evil wizard confirming YES your best friend is secretly trying to get with your girl, all your coworkers secretly hate you and are plotting against you, and all of your loved ones are going to die in vague horrible ways at an unspecified time. Now imagine Jar Jar Binks trying to get a pack of gum he got stuck in a vending machine.