That's Actually Evil

I'll take all the oil so the other posts don't have to

IM DUMPING CRUDE OIL ON THE POST BELOW THIS

My mom called me her son

My friend gave me cheezits

My sister used my chosen name

(I'm a trans boy)

oh, so you're merry? you're joyous, and full of whimsy?? heh. then why don't you comment three delightful things that happened to you this past month. heh, I'll wait

which project

hey can you do me a favor and start that project that you wanted to work on please I am begging you to do the first step

literally only the first step

you only have to do the first step

PLEASE PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU SO MUCH

like if it's an art project open your art software or gather materials

If it requires reaching out to someone just send that email or whatever

If it's writing please make an outline

etc etc you know what the project is please start it please PLEASE

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PLEASE

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

I'll get more gay if that's possible

I'm gonna get more bisexual.

I will!! I swear it!!!!

Your prettyx100

people should tell me I'm pretty at least 100 times a day I think

Training? He's a full fledged volunteer the training happens in the womb.

Somebody's failing his V.F.D. training.

I deeply imagine him and Jacques smoking together, but Jacques stopped (likely) and Lemony didn't.

The one detail in Penultimate Peril that I will never, ever get over is that Lemony Snicket smokes. He shows up and offers to take away the Baudelaires, and he's smoking a cigarette.

All through the series, fire is the ultimate Bad Thing. The good guys are firefighters and the bad guys are firestarters. Arson is the worst crime. And the Baudelaires' descent into moral ambiguity is shown through them starting multiple fires.

Lemony Snicket might as well be the poster boy for VFD. He was raised in it since infancy. He lost Beatrice because of the consequences of being a volunteer. He has been on the lam for at least fifteen years because of his dedication to it. He lost both of his siblings to it. There are plenty of people in the series who question VFD and its motives, but for all it's done to hurt him, Snicket is very loyal. He does point out some flaws, but not as many as you'd expect.

And yet Lemony smokes. Lemony starts fires every day to feed his own addiction. He carries a lighter or matches with him at all times, just like the villains do. He regularly engages in a massive fire hazard. He says himself that a man who smokes cigarettes is somewhere in between wicked and noble. I want to know how someone so deep in VFD even started smoking.

I think the one thing I am the saltiest about Netflix not including is that. Truly Lemony being a smoker is everything to me.

1,000,000,000,001 is divisible by twelve. Wank off.

100,000,001 is divisible by 17. Fuck you.

I'm not gay guys look the stuff I do isn't rainbow

Is this girl math?

why does everything gotta cost $20