You Can't Do This To Me I'm Bedridden Right Now

Tony's right! Peter isn't ascending to godhood! I am!

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Queer person agenda.

Trivia- Henchperson of Indeterminate Gender

Their Gender has never been confirmed.

They are potentially transgender.

It is their opinion that asparagus is tastier than corn.

Klaus finds them the scariest.

It's name is Buddy because he looks like a dog my grampa used to own. His back also curved like that, and it had a small tail, he got run over and we had to bury him in the yard. Thanks for posting this I miss that dog : )

oh, so you like dogs? name one dog

this is the dog, you can name them :)

I mean people still do that they just work in the government or are in prison

one thing ancient civilizations got right was doing a fuckload of drugs and having visions. we need to bring that back

Training? He's a full fledged volunteer the training happens in the womb.

Somebody's failing his V.F.D. training.

You have something that I want

I'm girl

isn't all food a temporary solution

If you have not eaten anything today I have infused this text post with vitamins and minerals. you may lick this post for nutrients as a temporary solution but as soon as you can please eat something

When I say "I listen to everything" I don't mean "I know every song that was ever written" I mean "I WILL VIBE TO LITERALLY ANYTHING"

I hate the " testing people who say they listen to everything" trend. I don't even know if its around anymore because it keeps appearing on my fyp but nobody talks about it anymore

No because I can actually picture this perfectly (Tadashi shows the video to literally everyone)

in which hiro gets his wisdom teeth removed:

and tadashi didn’t die

tadashi just records the whole thing for blackmail

hiro after anaesthesia is the funniest fucking thing ever

at first he’s just sobbing his eyes out, totally, totally confused

and tadashi, knowing his brother is literally fine, just rips the piss into him the whole time

he’s like “hiro, hiro, who do you love the most?”

and hiro, bawling hysterically, is just like “my-my big brother-” like, SOBBING

aunt cass is like omg tadashi lay off of him !! but tadashi’s just like absolutely not ma’am this is GOLD

hiro talks smack shit about robotics and starts going on tangents during his crying stage because he’s trying to convince himself he’s still a genius

and he’s barely coherent with all the gauze in his mouth so the fact that he’s struggling to talk makes him even more upset

tadashi just fires the dumbest questions at him to confuse him even more which leads to more crying and they just keep repeating the same cycle the entire time they’re in the hospital

he fully vlogs the whole thing, giving the phone to aunt cass when he needs to help hiro in/out of the car or just to transport him literally anywhere

hiro thanks all the nurses and doctors like a trillion times before he leaves even though he’s still sobbing

when they get him settled in the car he finally calms down and then just does a complete 180 and laughs the entire time

they stop for ice cream and tadashi runs into a gas station to grab a pack of gummy bears to throw on top which is basically pointless because hiro barely manages to eat them anyway

hiro drops a fun fact about every single thing they see and keeps returning to the same topic every once in a while and each time he brings it up again tadashi and aunt cass lose it

he goes on a big long ramble about mochi and how he’s such a great cat except he isn’t because he doesn’t really do his job and he keeps at it for so long

then he reverts back to the genius thing and he’s like “it’s so cool i’m this smart like i could’ve just been not this smart but i’m actually just so smart”

tadashi pisses himself each time and just keeps winding him up

when they get back to the cafe they settle hiro on the couch with blankets and tadashi lies beside him to keep him company

hiro naps then for the rest of the afternoon and wakes up in the evening still sort of groggy but most of it has worn off so he’s just like bruh

all in all 5/10 experience for hiro and a solid 12/10 for tadashi & aunt cass

The feeling of blasting music in your headphones and then taking your headphones out