I Think He Would Love These Tbh

happy new year everyone <3

Lots of posts about who Felassan is in the Masked Empire out there these days. All factual. All important. All leaving out his most defining trait.

Felassan is a fucking weirdo. He's so over everything. He says the most insane shit. When asked about it he pulls "idk, I'm Dalish?" out of his ass and doesn't even have the decency to make it sound true.

He eats bark, kids. All you Solavellan girlies out there need to know a couple of centuries of putting up with your man's bullshit leaves you chewing random pieces of bark and teaching stray lesbians to murder like it's a social experiment.

My headcanon for Veilguard is that it was a book Varric wrote, but the Chantry got involved and made him change a bunch of stuff. Most of it didn’t happen, at least not that way. They needed some propaganda, and quick. Their precious Herald of Andraste just fucked off with the Dread Wolf himself to live in the Fade forever. Varric begrudgingly made the edits, killed himself off in the book, then washed his hands of it, and is relaxing in sunny Rivain under a fake name right now.

wee solavellan kith

i have complicated thoughts on mythal but you have to pay me $10 to unlock my opinion so instead here's shitty memes

i KNOW they’re not gonna do it (and like, why would they, to be fair) but i would go feral for DLC in which you can play as solas investigating the blight (optional rook/ inquisitor presence???)

"Some call you Hero, and some call you Queen

But to me, you're the last rose of Lothering."

Coen

was feeling sad so i drew these two