#ricksanchez #rickandmorty #ifuvkinglovethisshow

THATS MY HUSBAND UGH LOOK AT HIS LITTLE BOWTIE IM CRYING (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠) he is perfection

Why does he have to look so hot in a suit omg I’m going insane

Whenever I see a post about Rick and Morty and it makes me scream into my pillow I repost it

sorry for still not being over this second long shot after 7 months (holy shit, unmortricken was 7 months ago) but it's literally the gayest shit i've ever seen like c'mon COME ON BRO

they were going in for a punch at the same time but quite literally became stuck together because they got too close. their arms weren't even opened up or anything, their cybernetics tore through skin and sleeves to get tangled up in each other. the way this only happens because they're both ricks. they get their wires crossed because they're too similar. so similar their own bodies can't tell the difference, automatically trying to attach them like they're each other's lost limb.

i think i hauve covid

You ruined a perfectly hot middle aged man by giving him abs

There are two sides of this fandom One being dude bro incels and the other being fucking pedos

I remember watching a TikTok and someone said their "hear me out" was evil Morty….that person was an adult…ma'am that is not a "hear me out" that is "Cops please don't arrest me for crushing on a M I N O R"

W/ me if you were wondering btw :3

rick sanchez having freaky nasty sick t4t sex

I said this before the smartest ppl, besides Rick, are the women in the show. And he acknowledges and respects that often I think

I was idly thinking about the people that Rick sees as his equal--Beth, Space Beth, Summer, Diane, Dr. Wong--and it hit me that, oh yeah, what do they all have in common? They're women!

I mean, he does view some men as equals--Bird Person, probably Squanchy, maybe Mr. Poopybutthole before he went off the rails--but Raising Gazorpazorp gets more ridiculous with every season.

Y/n: are we sure Jerry's ready for gunplay Rick?

Rick: I let you hold a gun and you have the impulse control of a caffeinated hyena.

Y/n: yeaa but I'm cute ;)

You know sometimes I get on the internet and I'm like this is worth it

Meljayvik dynamic is so interesting to me because like

Mel is a woman who knows death in a thousand steel swords and a thousand gold coins. She knows it in the shadow of her mother and the bleeding, dripping remnants of her bloodline. She knows it in the growl of Wolf prowling in the shadows and the prickles on the back of her neck. She knows death in a cracked throne, a necklace in a pool of blood. A fleet of red sails.

Viktor is a man who knows death in the fabric of his existence, in his very flesh and blood. He knows it in the clicks of gears and leather straps along his back. He knows it in the graze of Lamb’s arrow brushing past his cheek. He knows it in the tap tap tap of his cane on the marble piltovan floors and he knows it in the sickly stench of iron coming from his own blood, dripping out of his nose and mouth.

Together, they are brilliant minds that could conquer the world if they do pleased, but the shadow of Wolf will always hang over them and Lamb will always have her bow pulled taught.

Jayce, in contrast, knows death in the fear of a swirling snowstorm and in the quiet grief for his father. He has met them, and he has not been forced to shake their hand. Thus, he is a shelter from a violent storm

And on another note make it so I can block someone from seeing my account but still allow me to interact with them Make that a possibility plz and thank u

modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options

#IMSORRY?! #MAKING ME CRY WITH WORDS?! STOP IT #i I don't think you'll understand Rick is everything to me this post is everything delectable ramble no notes #i love the conversation of "this crazy character was once just a normal person"

Because of the nature of Rick’s character and the chaos that surrounds him, it can be so hard to imagine him just surviving in the same way we all do. As he points out, he was a baby once, too. He probably grew up going to school and loving his parents. He grew into a teenager that just wanted to feel like he was enough for them. He had homework and lectures; friends and crushes; school dances and science fairs. Eventually, he was an adult. He had a house, a wife, and a child. Most likely, he worried about bills and marital problems and how to follow his big dreams in a broken world.

While I wouldn’t say that’s entirely by design, it works. It’s hard to think that everything he is now came from something so simple.

He cared about normal things— about small things— and something in him always will, no matter how much he tries not to.

If Rick was like us, then we all have the potential to be him. It doesn’t take much, either. It’s all about the choices we make along the way.

Take it from Rick, you can’t just float around space not caring about stuff forever. Accept that you care. You can’t deny it. It’s only human, and that’s the only truth Rick couldn’t escape.