I Heard My Friends Talking Earlier Today And It Went Something Like This…..

I heard my friends talking earlier today and it went something like this…..

A: Im your bestie!

B: You punched me in the gut when I asked if your shoes had a hole.

A:…But I still love you!

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1 year ago

ITS REAL AND EVEN BETTER THAN THE CAPTION!!!! https://www.travelandleisure.com/animals/worlds-smallest-mcdonalds-mchive-home-for-bees#:~:text=The%20McHive%20is%20a%20miniature,of%20honeycombs%20meant%20for%20bees.&text=The%20project%20grew%20out%20of%20an%20unusual%20feature%20of%20Swedish%20McDonald's.

The World's Tiniest McDonald's Just Opened in Sweden - but It's Only for Bees
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It's the exact opposite of a McMansion. The McHive is the world's smallest McDonald's, and it's not even fit for humans.
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9 months ago

PLEASE STOP SCROLLING!

I recently went through an extremely frightening experience with a mutual of mine. I won’t go into details but I feel I need to share this.

988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline
988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline
988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline

Please, for the love of God if you or anyone you know is showing signs of self harm or considering suicide call 988 IMMEDIATELY. Seek help yourself and/or encourage a loved one to.

Will be reblogging to all my side blogs as well. Stay safe please. We need you.


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8 months ago

I wanna apologize. Not for calling Apollo a hoe; because, that’s just a fact.

Rather, I have realized if Apollo came down to earth to get an apple himself he’d probably be super petty about and take his true god form, leaving the earth’s surface a little crispy.

Again, not a witch but why do the gods need offerings? Like, if Apollo wants an apple sooo bad then that hoe can come down here and get it himself.


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1 year ago
Thank You Gay Internet People In My Phone :3 💜💙

Thank you gay internet people in my phone :3 💜💙

10 months ago

Okay I’m calling out to the Greek mythology side of tumblr with this one:

TW: Mentions of SA (Its Greek mythology so of course)

Adaptations of popular Greek myths are all but uncommon, especially those that portray the viewpoint of the many victims of the gods. Like the tragedies of Medusa, Io, Daphne, Echo etc.

Don’t misunderstand, if done right these can all be awesome retellings, but where is my Endymion retelling?

What would happen if Endymion woke up?

Can you imagine going to sleep one day, only to wake up hundreds if not thousands or years later to find out you were essentially magic-roofied and SA’d by a stranger who is now the mother to your FIFTY KIDS?!? (Oh yeah you have 50 kids now)

The Greek gods were meant to represent reality, not idealism and the story of Endymion almost perfectly encapsulates that. A young victim to the whims of someone far older and more powerful than them. Unable to remember what was done to them, but left feeling so confused and upset. Waking up in a strange new place after just having such an integral part of yourself violated…

THE STORY POTENTIAL IS ENDLESS

So why do we ignore him?

TLDR; Justice for my boi Endymion. He deserves better.


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1 year ago

So I’m making a lovely Sunday dinner tonight, but in order to get everything ready on time I need to start the brioche bread early. Something you may not know about brioche is that the fat content in the dough counteracts the gluten elasticity, thus it takes longer to develop. So anyways I put my dough in the stan mixer and as one might guess the intense butter content causes the dough to slap across the bowl in a very sus sounding way. Fast forward to just now and my Father walks into the kitchen bleary eyed and instantly goes to inspect the kitchen, whereupon a look of realization crosses his face. “Oohh, it’s just bread.” My father thought I was clapping ass at 8:00 on a SUNDAY MORNING!!!


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1 year ago

why is finding trans healthcare so complicated can’t someone just hit me up with boy juice and amputitty me already

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