I heard my friends talking earlier today and it went something like this…..
A: Im your bestie!
B: You punched me in the gut when I asked if your shoes had a hole.
A:…But I still love you!
ITS REAL AND EVEN BETTER THAN THE CAPTION!!!! https://www.travelandleisure.com/animals/worlds-smallest-mcdonalds-mchive-home-for-bees#:~:text=The%20McHive%20is%20a%20miniature,of%20honeycombs%20meant%20for%20bees.&text=The%20project%20grew%20out%20of%20an%20unusual%20feature%20of%20Swedish%20McDonald's.
I recently went through an extremely frightening experience with a mutual of mine. I won’t go into details but I feel I need to share this.
I wanna apologize. Not for calling Apollo a hoe; because, that’s just a fact.
Rather, I have realized if Apollo came down to earth to get an apple himself he’d probably be super petty about and take his true god form, leaving the earth’s surface a little crispy.
Again, not a witch but why do the gods need offerings? Like, if Apollo wants an apple sooo bad then that hoe can come down here and get it himself.
Thank you gay internet people in my phone :3 💜💙
Okay I’m calling out to the Greek mythology side of tumblr with this one:
TW: Mentions of SA (Its Greek mythology so of course)
Adaptations of popular Greek myths are all but uncommon, especially those that portray the viewpoint of the many victims of the gods. Like the tragedies of Medusa, Io, Daphne, Echo etc.
Don’t misunderstand, if done right these can all be awesome retellings, but where is my Endymion retelling?
What would happen if Endymion woke up?
Can you imagine going to sleep one day, only to wake up hundreds if not thousands or years later to find out you were essentially magic-roofied and SA’d by a stranger who is now the mother to your FIFTY KIDS?!? (Oh yeah you have 50 kids now)
The Greek gods were meant to represent reality, not idealism and the story of Endymion almost perfectly encapsulates that. A young victim to the whims of someone far older and more powerful than them. Unable to remember what was done to them, but left feeling so confused and upset. Waking up in a strange new place after just having such an integral part of yourself violated…
THE STORY POTENTIAL IS ENDLESS
So why do we ignore him?
TLDR; Justice for my boi Endymion. He deserves better.
So I’m making a lovely Sunday dinner tonight, but in order to get everything ready on time I need to start the brioche bread early. Something you may not know about brioche is that the fat content in the dough counteracts the gluten elasticity, thus it takes longer to develop. So anyways I put my dough in the stan mixer and as one might guess the intense butter content causes the dough to slap across the bowl in a very sus sounding way. Fast forward to just now and my Father walks into the kitchen bleary eyed and instantly goes to inspect the kitchen, whereupon a look of realization crosses his face. “Oohh, it’s just bread.” My father thought I was clapping ass at 8:00 on a SUNDAY MORNING!!!
why is finding trans healthcare so complicated can’t someone just hit me up with boy juice and amputitty me already
18yrs oldJust a happy little beehive! Positivity and good vibes only please! Have fun my buzzy bees~
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