When I Was 10, I Sent A Letter To Lemony Snicket. I Didn’t Receive A Personal Reply, But I Got One

disagree with me if u want but I think it would be so hilarious if, after Jeremy becomes one of the first and only people that Neil immediately decides he likes, Jeremy just LOATHES Neil. Because in tsc we learn that Neil Josten just gives scary vibes. He’s harsh, he’s unpredictable, and he has that manic smile he shows more and more that’s just unsettling. And WE know that he can actually be very caring and empathetic when he likes someone, but Jeremy has barely ever interacted with him. Neil’s perception of Jeremy that we see in tkm is that he’s just this really chill, nice guy who’s great at exy and is just someone Neil really appreciates. But Jeremy only knows Neil through a) his not so flattering public reputation, and b) his pretty complicated relationship with Jean. Jeremy’s most significant memory of Neil is that one day, Neil just randomly shows up in California and Jean just looks terrified, they disappear for five hours and when Jean gets back he has a huge breakdown and looks like he’s going to cry. Wouldn’t it be so hilarious if this just taints any perception that Jeremy has of Neil? and so when they actually meet up, captain sunshine—the most accepting and kind man alive who is just friends with anyone—thinks that Neil is just an absolute asshole.

Bonus if Neil is completely oblivious to this. They start talking after a game and Jeremy is being super cold to him, to the point that even the foxes notice how awkward the conversation is, and then later that night Neil’s just like: “Jeremy’s the best, one of the only exy captains I actually have respect for.” And the other foxes are like ???

The feminine urge to take 21 credit hours and then complain about it when finals start up.

Do yall ever... forget that you’re bilingual??? I just thought, damn I wish I knew a second language... bitch??? You do????

straight friend groups be like: *the jock* *the cheerleader* *the nerd* *kyle*

gay friend groups be like: *the depressed theatre kid* *the new kid with severe anxiety* *the loud bisexual one who's actually really insecure* *ginger number 1 who's really misunderstood but really loves his friends* *ginger number 2 who likes latin and lost his will to live somewhere in middle school* *tall mother hen who everyone underestimates but is actually incredibly smart* *knox*

Just sent a Uquiz to a (mostly) dead group chat by accident but instead of unsending it we all took it to find out our toxic traits and now we are all hanging out for the first time in 3 years.....self recognition through uquiz

thinking about that one time when an interviewer asked all the dps boys how old they were and rsl said he was 20 and he was all “oh, so you’re the old guy” and gale was just sitting behind him like 😶

Had to be there I guess

i’m trapped.

I’m glad that we all agree that Dane DeHaan is the ultimate Dark Academia boy™️