The Dead Poets Society When You Ask “is Water Wet?”

The dead poets society when you ask “is water wet?”

Neil: Fully believes water is not wet, has no evidence, has a brutal (but friendly) argument with Charlie about it. It gets ugly. They start pulling out the yo mama jokes.

Todd: Stands there really confused, like a deer in headlights, immediate panic no thoughts head empty

Charlie: Fully believes water is wet, has no evidence, ends up losing the argument because Keating agrees with Neil.

Knox: “…water…*is* the wet…?”

Meeks: “Well the definition of wetness is when water adheres to the surface of a material, so you could make the argument that water is wet because it is a bunch of water molecules that touch other water molecules, but that would also mean that a singular water molecule is dry, because it doesn’t have any other water molecules on it to make it wet.”

Pitts: *cries*

Cameron: *tries to agree with Charlie but gets told to shut the fuck up*

Keating: Laughs a little bit because what kind of silly question is that, but he thinks about it for a second and decides that no, water cannot be wet in the same way that dirt cannot be dirty, or dust cannot be dusty- things can be dusty if they have dust on them, but you wouldn’t take a handful of dust and say “wow this dust is super dusty.”

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Charlie tells cameron to shut up I'm on your side??? did I ask?

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