Well, the yellow stockings are so exciting, I mean:
Can we just talk for a moment about Thorin wearing ‘yellow stockings’?
If you wanna do all of these things, they're your friend.
if you wanna hug them, they’re a hufflepuff
if you wanna talk to them all night, they’re a ravenclaw
if you want them to be at your party, they’re a gryffindor
if you want to punch them, they’re a slytherin
Based on the story of Tolkien and the spider, I have to also assume that Tolkien also had terrible encounters with:
Shiny stones
Shoes
People trying to buy his house
Black cloaks
Boats
I’m not alone? Good to know...
I just wanna know that I’m not all on my own out here
czech musical maedhros and maglor i would literally die and kill for you
annoyed about fandom interpretations of the valar again
Včera jsem byla svědkem kratičké, ale krásné konverzace, která ve mně zanechala dojem alternativního vesmíru.
*maminka a chlapeček před pekařstvím*
maminka: "Tak si něco koupíme, ne?"
chlapeček: "Ne, já nic nechci!"
maminka: "Já myslela něco sladkého, víš?"
chlapeček: "Ne, nechci nic koupit."
maminka: "Nechceš koláček?"
chlapeček (už nasupeně): "Máme jablíčka!"
We’re going to find the author by process of elimination.
You know, for all that the elves are beautifully described by Tolkien to have a deep cultural connection to the stars, the only character in Middle Earth that I would really label an astronomer is a mortal man: Tar-Meneldur, the fifth king of Numenor.
Tar-Meneldur was actually born “Irimon”,...
Tolkien, Czech Republic, mythology, anything I like
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