So, I Finished Cyberverse.

Some fluff for this au cause my brain was nice to me (it loves coming up with angst but not fluff).

when hot rod died he was somewhere in his twenties. And when the matrix made Rodimus to possess his body, it "accidentally" brought back hot rod as a sort of voice or ghost that only Rodimus can hear/see.

Hot rod (instead of being mad at having someone possess his body) becomes some sort of mentor- parental figure- for Rodimus cause he realises that he's only a sparkling.

He helps Rodimus by telling him about mechs he meets or are important, Explains about the war and its history, teaches him about Cybertron and its history. And just doing all of the things that the matrix and primus didn't do.

Hot rod is also Rodimus's voice of reason (Rodimus only listens to him). And lets just say that without hot rod, Rodimus (and everyone else) would have been dead fifty times over.

Am au where rodimus isn't actually hot rod, but a manifestation that the matrix created of an entirely new mach.

But the problem is that he (rodimus) is literally a sparkling.

All of his knowledge is from the matrix. But the matrix (and primus) were stupid and only gave him the most basic knowledge, like how to speak, read, write, transform, and other basic stuff.

But they (the matrix and primus) forgot to give him the mind and mentality of an adult mach. So it's literally a Shazam situation with a child (sparkling) in a grown up body. The only difference is, this sparkling can never change out of the adult body into the one he was supposed to have, and his stuck acting like something and someone who isn't him.

Hi, I am looking through your entire rodimus tag. And I love your writing, so here's a little prompt for your enjoyment.

So, rodimus was apart of the wreckers, he's also a prime and was/is the wilder of the matrix.

He is also smaller then a lot of the crew and his frame type is for speed.

Now consider this: rodimus being insanely strong for his frame type (both from being in the wreckers and that prime strength). Strong enough to lift Megatron, ultra Magnus and tarn at the same time with almost no problem.

Also nobody on the crew (except Percy, cause carrier) knows of that and rodimus doesn't tell them or uses his strength on them cause he's afraid of hurting them.

The crew only finds out about his strength through some event that forced rodi to lift meg's or Magnus.

Okay but i’m just imagining him running away from danger and scooping up percy then brainstorm as cyclonus grabs whirl and tailgate running next to roddy who now has a shocked megatron, ratchet and drift in his arms as minimus runs in his fox form between their legs and then pass them towards the ship since turbo foxes are notoriously quick like cyber rabbers (rabbits).

When they get on the ship drift and ratchet, who are very much heavier than rodimus by quite a lot - especially ratchet who is nothing but heavy duty metal because most medics just are, gaping at Rodimus who is catching his breath from running so long.

Who proceeds to just stand and go to percy making sure his carrier is okay while Brainstorm is actively conducting a physical on him without touching because rodimus does not like to be touched by those he hasn’t given free permission to.

As cyclonus holds Tailgate close for his own mental sanity, he needs to know his husband is safe while actively holding the other husband whirl hostage so he doesn’t crowd rodimus with his insane and rude questions.

As megatron feels manhandled and attracted to the smaller mech while Minimus is perched on his shoulder thinking the same thing Cyclonus is.

‘The strength of a prime and being in the wreckers alongside his military training and former nyonian background,’ something Brainstorm still hasn’t thought about since he’s still trying to figure out where the muscle could be hidden.

As drift and ratchet bulk at rodimus who just…walks past them with percy not at all phased or tired. In fact he hasn’t broken a sweat.

…i like this prompt, thank you 😊

Am au where rodimus isn't actually hot rod, but a manifestation that the matrix created of an entirely new mach.

But the problem is that he (rodimus) is literally a sparkling.

All of his knowledge is from the matrix. But the matrix (and primus) were stupid and only gave him the most basic knowledge, like how to speak, read, write, transform, and other basic stuff.

But they (the matrix and primus) forgot to give him the mind and mentality of an adult mach. So it's literally a Shazam situation with a child (sparkling) in a grown up body. The only difference is, this sparkling can never change out of the adult body into the one he was supposed to have, and his stuck acting like something and someone who isn't him.

GUYS!!!!

Ao3 isn't working for me!!!

I fear that it's...

Down!

I HAVE to know what is happening. I was just about to read my before bad fanfic,

I CAN'T SLEEP WITHOUT IT!!!!

Please tell me if it works for you

Alright I need to know.

Did anybody else's parents teached them about period and death at a young age without sugar coating it, or is it just my family?

Cause my mom explained to my sister and I about period when we were like four or five years old. We saw her pads and tampons, asked what they where, and she explained it. Didn't say we'll understand when we're older, none of that junk, she just explained it like. The funny thing is that we didn't care, we were just happy to know what that was.

She also explained to us about death when we asked why we didn't have grandpa's like other kids. She just explained death to us in a way that a five/six year old kid can understand.

And in all honesty, I love my mom for that. She understood that we wanted to know, so she explained to us in a way a child can understand.

But all honesty, were anybody else parents like that? Or are my parents just really good at parenting?

Was at my aunt and uncle today for family dinner.

Apparently he bought a mega hat for laughs (we don't live in America).

And I have to agree with him, that is very funny

I need either Brainstorm or Perceptor or literally ANYBOT on the Lost light to somehow make the cybertronian equivalent of those ADHD meds that make your emotions disappear (you know the type, every Neurodivergent person who takes meds had them), And somehow those meds/drags get into rodimus's energon.

I just want the ENTIRE SHIP in chaos cause rodimus is ACTUALLY WORKING! (What?).

Like, Megatron and ultra Magnus having an existential crisis.

Drift being concerned for his emica (you write it like that?) cause he doesn't wanna race.

Ratchet and all the medics on the ship trying to get rodi into the med bay to give him a check up.

All of the other bots being 100% SURE that rodimus is possessed or got replaced.

And at the same time that the entire crew is panicking, Rodimus is enjoying having his processor go about 950 MPH for the first time in his life. (He is able to do his work without getting distracted or bored after five minutes).

The crew notices rodimus's lack of emotions, rodimus himself does not.

Is it weird that I want to see a drawing of heatwave (from transformers rescue bots) punching megatron (transformers prime) in the face or interface panels? Because I don't think it's weird and I believe that heatwave deserves to give megatron a good beating

I cannot hold it in any longer, so here are some of my favorite transformers headcanons:

1. transformers rescue bots blades is non-binary. Every time I watch the show and see blades I just think:" ah, that is a non-binary they/them robot if I've ever seen one"

2. Rescue bots chase as autism. I am not explaining this one.

3. all of the rescue bots have guilt about being asleep for most of the war and surviving while all the other rescue bots didn't.

4. MTMTE rodimus as AUDHD (autism and ADHD). he is also between non-binary to agender in my mind. (I am not explaining myself).

5. Seekers have no gender.

6. Bumblebee as autism.

7. Starscream as sociopath tendencies and is a psychopath.