CHRISTOPHER LIGHTWOOD IF YOU DIE I SWEAR TO FUCK

objectively the funniest death in the series

"father is a worm" is probably one of my favourite scenes of all time

it's objectively cool as fuck to be lilith's paladin sorry cordelia

we interrupt my incoherent screaming about the last hours to tell you i would like to bite halsin's ass

god the way muichiro smiles at tanjiro makes me want to cry

"truth and discretion" "truth and discretion" sir you are a ✨demon✨

this will never not be funny

Jace kisses Alec (cut from City of Glass)

So below is, the original version of the scene that begins on page 137 in City of Glass, “Jace looked at Alec steadily. “What’s between you and Magnus Bane? In the original version, Jace actually does kiss Alec, more to make a point than anything else, but the resultant scene made me laugh and made my editor laugh, hysterically. It didn’t work — made the emotional impact of Jace telling off Alec less. I warn you, it is not romantic.  - Cassie

Jace looked at Alec steadily. Then he said, “What’s between you and Magnus Bane?” Alec’s head jerked to the side, as if Jace had slapped him or pushed him. “I don’t — there’s nothing —” “I know better,” Jace said, forestalling him. “I’m not stupid. Tell me the truth.” “There isn’t anything between us,” Alec said — and then, catching the look on Jace’s face, added with great reluctance, “any more. There’s nothing between us any more. Okay?” “And why is that? Magnus really liked you.” “Drop it, Jace,” Alec said in a warning tone. Jace was having none of being warned. “Magnus says it’s because you’re hung up on me. Is that true?” There was a moment of utter silence. Then Alec gave a despairing howl of horror and put his hands up to cover his face. “I am going to kill Magnus. Kill him dead.” “Don’t. He cares about you. He really does. I believe that,” Jace said, managing to sound only a little bit awkward. “Look. I don’t want to push you into anything, but do you maybe want to —” “Call Magnus? Look, that’s a dead end, I know you’re trying to be helpful, but —” “—kiss me?” Jace finished. Alec looked as if he were about to fall off his chair. “WHAT? What? What?” “Once what would do.” Jace did his best to look as if this were the sort of suggestion one made all the time. “I think it might help.” Alec looked at him with something like horror. “You don’t mean that.” “Why wouldn’t I mean it?” “Because you’re the straightest person I know. Possibly the straightest person in the universe.” “Exactly,” Jace said, and leaned forward, and kissed Alec on the mouth. The kiss lasted approximately four seconds before Alec pulled forcefully away, throwing his hands up as if to ward Jace off from coming at him again. He looked as if he were about to throw up. “By the Angel,” he said. “Don’t ever do that again.” “Oh yeah?” Jace grinned, and almost meant it. “That bad?” “Like kissing my brother,” said Alec, with a look of horror in his eyes. “I thought you might feel that way.” Jace crossed his arms over his chest. “Also, I’m hoping we can just gloss over all the irony in what you just said.” “We can gloss over whatever you want to,” Alec said fervently. “Just don’t kiss me again.” “I’m not going to. I have other business to take care of.” Jace stood up, kicking his chair back. “If anyone asks where I am, tell them I went for a walk.” “Where are you actually going?” Alec asked, watching him walk to the door. “To see Clary?” “No.” Jace shook his head. “I’m going to the Gard. I’m going to break Simon out of jail.”

counter argument:

DO IT GROVER ITS WORTH IT YOU'LL END UP IN A WEDDING DRESS WITH A CYCLOPS TRYING TO MARRY YOU

"No one's ever botherd to check the seas"

DONT DO IT GROVER ITS NOT WORTH IT YOU'LL END UP IN A WEDDING DRESS WITH A CYCLOPS TRYING TO MARRY YOU

JAMES FUCKING TELL SOMEONE

i adore malec as a ship but their hardcore stans take over all the other tags (don't even try to argue bc i can never find a fic with clace that isn't malec centric) and i would genuinely rather chew off my own arm than interact with some of them. y'all were absolutely insufferable.

anyways here have some art of my favourite tsc gays bc i refuse to let them be ruined for me

will there be Grace or other grey characters like Julian hate? Im a bit worried on joinging because I love them both and a big part of the fandom hates them

the plan is to keep the space comfortable for everyone, without censoring discussion.

i can't promise there won't be complaints (not a fan of grace myself going through my first read of tlh i won't lie) but there is a dedicated space for ranting/general anti bitching to hopefully keep the space welcoming for everyone!