BAHAHAHA LMAOOO IM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF YOU GUYS DONT UNDERSTAND HOW FUCKING FUNNY THIS IS

For anyone who missed us at ECCC or wasn't there to catch the Ciphertologists, this is the recreation+ (with new original content!) pamphlet we were handing out! Now you, too, can spread the word of Bill Cipher

These were handed out with an additional flier explaining how you can donate to Grief and Hope fundraiser to help LA artists recovering from the fire, as a call to action for all the true Billievers out there

hey party people, im about to start working on something (thati think is) really cool

and i wanted to give you guys a lore drop (which i thought of like a week or two ago)

before i forget about this fact entirely (just like what colour micheal’s eyes are)

prepare yourselves, this is a long one, and with that, bone apple teeth! (image unrelated)

So, in the beginning of micheal and bill’s “relationship” (like beginning few years) michael actually had a girlfriend, who had proposed to him, so the two were going to be married in a few weeks.

and bill didn’t like that. that was going to interfere with progress on the portal, which was already shitty because michael had no engineering capabilities whatsoever. (and/or bill was just jealous idk. haven’t decided how he acts in this universe)

so, while michael was sleeping, bill possessed him (because he didn’t know that he could do it while people were awake) and killed her in cold blood… and then prolly had a giggle session or something idk

and since michael was still in the mindscape due to becoming a soul whilst asleep, he had literally no concept of time whatsoever.

that’s relevant information because, bill proceeded to stay in his body for the next 12 days, letting the body rot in his bed, one; because he was too lazy to properly be rid of it, two; so he could actually get some work done on the portal, and three; he thought it would be funny to see michael’s face when he saw his rotting dead wife in his bed knowing it was far to late to save her

actually maybe thats a little too dark… idk…. maybe he wanted to teach him a lesson..?? idk guys.

anyway, you might be asking; how tf is mike so attached to bill after that??? how does he not despise him like ford??

the answer is: he never found out. he doesn’t know it was bill’s doing. and bill’s DEFINITELY not going to tell him now, due to the fact he’s the only one who gives two flying fucks about bill. and micheal just assumed it was due to natural causes and he was just dissociated the whole time, or was in a coma or something. (idk it was 40’s)

michael never had a funeral for her, because holy shit would that be suspicious?? but michael did bury her in his backyard/garden, surrounded by all the flowers she kept.

“Zoe A. Florance-Armstrong

beloved wife and daughter

may she rest in peace”

is probably what he put on her tombstone, which eventually became overgrown when bill’s shenanigans got worse, michael stopped leaving his house/going outside, all the flowers died, and her name was slowly obstructed by moss, vines, and greenery. symbolising the fact that michael was slowly forgetting about her. he was doing this both purposely and subconsciously.

purposely because he didn’t really know how to deal with grief, and he couldn’t really talk to anyone about it because, he didn’t have any friends that he was still in contact with. and obviously he couldn’t talk to bill because, well… its bill. so he just tried to push it down to the back of his mind to forget about it (which worked eventually, only certain trigger words will trigger cloudy memories of her existence, which brings him to tears, though he doesn’t remember/understand why)

subconsciously because by this point he was probably starting to develop Stockholm syndrome, and was getting more obsessed with bill overall, and just kinda… wasn’t thinking about her? (i swear i had more to say here, ill edit this if i think of anything else)

✨️ask game✨️

random emoji-based questions to sate your curiosity

personal

👁 eye colour

🇪🇺 nationality

🏳️‍🌈 sexuality

🏳️‍⚧️ gender identity

🛐 religion

faves

☕️ hot drink

🧃 cold drink

🍜 dish

🍉 fruit

🥦 veggie

🎉 holiday

🎲 game

🏐 sport

🐈‍⬛ animal

🌻 flower

🌦 weather

🌍 place

🚙 means of transport

fandom faves

😇 blorbo

😈 meow meow

👥️ otp

📺 tv show

🎬 movie

📚 book

🎶 musical artist

It's my 1 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

EW WHAT. WTF. CHAT. GUYSSS…. WHAT. WHA WHAT DYM IVE HAD THIS ACCOUNT FOR A YEAR NO I HAVENT EWW

✨️ask game✨️

random emoji-based questions to sate your curiosity

personal

👁 eye colour

🇪🇺 nationality

🏳️‍🌈 sexuality

🏳️‍⚧️ gender identity

🛐 religion

faves

☕️ hot drink

🧃 cold drink

🍜 dish

🍉 fruit

🥦 veggie

🎉 holiday

🎲 game

🏐 sport

🐈‍⬛ animal

🌻 flower

🌦 weather

🌍 place

🚙 means of transport

fandom faves

😇 blorbo

😈 meow meow

👥️ otp

📺 tv show

🎬 movie

📚 book

🎶 musical artist

HAHAHHAHJAHHHSHSHSH LOOK AT THEM. LOOK AT BILL HE’S SO….!!!!! AAHHGG?? YOU KNOW? IM GOING TO EXPLODE.

H... hello billford people...

If I didn't have commissions to work on, I swear I'd be drawing nothing but these two all day. I'd have a fucking graphic novella by now dksjhjskgh

But these are some doodles I've done while slacking off. I really hope you like them, I've honestly been excited to throw my stuff into the tumblr billford pile (seriously, there are SO many of you making artwork, and you're all so talented?? It's wild. It's like christmas every day.)

So.. I hope you like these! I like to think about Ford when he's all gullible and infatuated with his muse... before he wises up to bills bs.

yeah no, this is what bill looks like. 1000%

he is a gross greasy acne ridden nerd.

this is fucking canon

changed my human bill design a little

tried to make him appear annoying and gross to fit his voice!

(the hc about burnt hands is not mine! saw it on tiktok maybe a month ago?? cant remember whos it was)

so embarrassing to get obsessed with your own oc but it doesn't fuel you creatively or motivate you at all you just sort of sit there. like yeah I've been thinking a lot about blorbo from my mind. no images of them exist in the world and they have maybe 3 personality traits so far. I would rather die than attempt to write about them. I've spent the last 48 hours rotating them in my brain though

yall want me to drop a bunch of storyboards (i use that term VERY LOOSELY) that i made about the goobers?

grrr… im trying to draw something for valentines day BUT I HAVE NO ART OF MIKE WHATSOEVER!!!

like ive drawn him a million times have i not??? where did all my doodles of him goooooo