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Aware: oh, you want to know which Swap Sans is their physical forms?

Dust and Cross: yes!

Edge: IF YOU DO THAT AGAIN, I WILL THROW YOU OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW- WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Stretch: Checking how high the drop is, to see if it's worth it

I ship it

DearMeHeHasGoneYandere-

Snow White? More like Sass White!

Vil: Mirror Mirror on the wall who is the fairest?

Mirror: No matter how many times you ask me, it's still Snow White... tbh I don't know why you're fixated on being super pretty, humans don't last that long-

Vil: What does he have that I don't?! That's it, I'm killing him!

Mirror: You don't need to kill him, YOU NEED THERAPY! And he's gone...

Vil: there he is... look at him thinking he's so much better than me...

Evonie: if you're another Neige fanboy, I suggest you get out before I throw my shoes at you!

Vil: how dare you?! Do you know who I am?!

Evonie: you're about to be applesauce is what you are if you don't give me a moment of peace!

Every damn day he gets a confession and a stalker but for some weird reason people keep mistaking me for his lookalike! We hardly look alike!

Vil: Wait so you're not his sister? I thought you guys are related considering both of you have houses next to each other.

Evonie: I didn't have a choice! I can't just pack up and move! It's hard enough to get a house in a place where women are expected to be homemakers!

Vil:... so do you dislike Neige?

Evonie: Not him exactly but the fact he is unaware of the problems he's brought into my routine like a pied piper but for simps!

Vil: what's a simp-

Evonie: but mostly it's the damn village! I could tolerate him being hounded since it's not my business but there are weirdos who mistake me for him and I end up getting cornered by some Romeo who sends me a lock of his hair and some psycho who sends creepy love letter written in animal blood!

This is insane!!!

Vil: .... oh my god

Evonie: Ugh, I swear, the Queen living in the castle is more tolerable than having to deal with Neige's admirers everyday...

Vil: !!! Oh really?

Evonie: Yeah, I heard despite being called a Queen, he's actually a guy! Which I fully support because that means he doesn't give a crow's @ss about gender roles!

I'd pack up to live there as a servant if he tells me to.

Vil: Oh I'm sure he will

Evonie: wait what do you mean- he's gone!

--Later--

Mirror: You haven't asked me the question of who's the fairest for a few days now, don't tell me that you killed him!?

Vil: I decided against it ever since I met this lovely maiden who speaks with a tongue that scalds the mental stability.

I'm sending her a letter to come move in at the castle from now on! If anyone tries to prevent that, they will die in my way.

Mirror: Oh dear me ... he's in love! 😨

The door opened, revealing the Ramshackle Prefect; Ryoichi Mori. Ryoichi's long black hair was in a bun. "Vil?" Ryoichi asks, his deep British accented voice was loud and clear. Ryoichi noticed that the Pomefiore Housewarden was crying, it made the taller male concerned so Ryoichi let's Vil in, taking Vil's bags in. "What happened?" Ryoichi asks sternly, getting straight to the point as his piercing blue eyes were taking in Vil's appearance.

Is currently knocking on the door to ramshackle , tearing up, carrying bags

(Any mc can join :) )

Dust: oi! I love Aware like a mother!

Dream: We don't want any trouble!

Killer: I do, though

This is what I made in Foods today, Caramel covered Cinnamon Buns!

"Hey..." Ryoichi says, putting Vil down and holding the shorter male close, his arms around Vil's waist "I didn't mean to scare you, Vi... I'm just worried because I never saw you act like this before..." Ryoichi says softly.

Currently packing bags once again, but stops midway just deciding to lay on ground, staring at ceiling instead

"Ugh..even quitting is too much work...I just want to lay here forever..what's the point in any of this.." he was definitely not acting okay and just staring at the ceiling, his hair still a mess and his clothes too, not that he cared, and he still had no makeup on, just laying on the floor instead, taking a nap instead

Taglist for rps:

@nrc-official-gossip @starsinthesworld @floyd-leech-thing @fluffy-cats @wellcome-to-chaos

@epel-posionapple

Dream: Brother no!

Axe: If you hear weird noises at night, simply make weirder noises to assert dominance

Dust, pecking his bfs cheek: Thank you my Dear Berry~

Cross, looking at Killer and Nightmare: Dust's a simp like you, Kills-

Edge: IF YOU DO THAT AGAIN, I WILL THROW YOU OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW- WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Stretch: Checking how high the drop is, to see if it's worth it