We’ve All Heard Of The Fake Dating Trope… But Have U Considered.. Fake Exes Trope…..

we’ve all heard of the fake dating trope… but have u considered.. fake exes trope…..

‘my new romance-obsessed friend asked me who my last date was with and i was too embarrassed to say i’ve never been on a date so i blurted your name and it turns out they know you’ au

‘i didn’t want to tell my friend who my real date last night was so i just pointed at a random stranger (you) but now they’re storming over to interrogate you and you’re playing along??? okay’ au

‘a mutual friend tried to introduce us, but we already knew each other from LARPing but we’re both too embarrassed to admit that so i jokingly said we used to date and oh god now our friend wont stop interrogating us about it’ au

‘im egging your house for a dare but your parent is a cop and they’re yelling at me so i told them that you were my ex and you wronged me and now you’re coming outside and please go along with this i don’t want to go to jail’ au

‘my current partner is a huge asshole and i need a reason to break up with them so will you pretend to be my possessive and violent ex’ au

‘we’re contestants on a reality show and we kind of hate each other so the producers told us to pretend to be warring exes for the ratings so now we keep inventing crazier and crazier things the other did while we were dating’ au

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Wow

On The Edge

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5 years ago

This needs to spread

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5 years ago
5 years ago

My heart just melted the cuteness is too much

My First Comic Based On this post That @markiplier Posted A Couple Of Days Ago. This Took Me A While
My First Comic Based On this post That @markiplier Posted A Couple Of Days Ago. This Took Me A While
My First Comic Based On this post That @markiplier Posted A Couple Of Days Ago. This Took Me A While
My First Comic Based On this post That @markiplier Posted A Couple Of Days Ago. This Took Me A While
My First Comic Based On this post That @markiplier Posted A Couple Of Days Ago. This Took Me A While
My First Comic Based On this post That @markiplier Posted A Couple Of Days Ago. This Took Me A While
My First Comic Based On this post That @markiplier Posted A Couple Of Days Ago. This Took Me A While
My First Comic Based On this post That @markiplier Posted A Couple Of Days Ago. This Took Me A While
My First Comic Based On this post That @markiplier Posted A Couple Of Days Ago. This Took Me A While
My First Comic Based On this post That @markiplier Posted A Couple Of Days Ago. This Took Me A While

My first comic based on this post that @markiplier posted a couple of days ago. this took me a while but it was definitly a learning curve and I hope to do more things like this because Chica and her hooman are just too precious for this world! 

5 years ago

Wolves are huge!!

While Walking The Dog Yesterday, We Found The Tracks Of A Pack Of Wolves That Had Passed Across The Edge

While walking the dog yesterday, we found the tracks of a pack of wolves that had passed across the edge of our property. (I live out in the highway in Alaska.) I took a picture of my hand next to a wolf track for comparison. 

Now here’s a picture of my hand with one of our dog’s tracks:

While Walking The Dog Yesterday, We Found The Tracks Of A Pack Of Wolves That Had Passed Across The Edge

And he’s not an especially small dog; he’s a 55-lb retriever mix.

And the dog’s tracks next to wolf tracks:

While Walking The Dog Yesterday, We Found The Tracks Of A Pack Of Wolves That Had Passed Across The Edge

Wolves are huge.

5 years ago

This is incredible! It makes so much sense!

An incredibly dumb thought came to me when I figured out how to solve the password for aheistwithmarkiplier.com. Dark said that he put in the secret codes into every adventure in this story. HE put the codes in HIMSELF.

For a while I’ve been wondering. Mark said that William, the Actor, and Damien are basically characters borne out of different aspects of himself. And so I was wondering how the hell then does Dark relate to Mark’s charitable side? If Dark is a mutation of Damien, corrupted and angry, what does that say about Mark and his charity? Well, I’ve got it! It all makes sense to me now! Because of this stray thought because of Dark’s ending with the heist!

Willford is boundless, unrestrained creativity. With no one to hold him back or to make him settle down, he will do the most outlandish wild things, even if that means violence. Wilford is in essence the love for creating and imagination.

The Actor is unrestrained ego. He is charisma and the face and the smile that you adore. The Actor is the one you see on the screen and while the other two are always there and are always present, the Actor is the one who gets the credit. The Actor is what you see, but that is also all he is. A transient face. The Actor is in essence the love for Mark’s own self. But not necessarily in a narcissistic sense either. Because in order to know who you want to be and what you need to do to make yourself happy, you must learn to love yourself too. Or at least the person you want and pretend to be.

Dark IS restraint. He is knowledge and patience and anger and restlessness and rules and order. Dark operates unseen, unknown and unacknowledged. He may indulge himself every once in a while, but he has work to do. And the work is never over. Besides indulgence is what the other two are for. Dark cares more and more deeply than the either two do. He is the restraint that keeps the other two from doing anything that they will regret. He keeps us, the audience from ever getting hurt. He may play games, but ultimately keeps us from seeing the worst of the world. Dark is in essence the love for others and the audience especially.

Another way to put this. Wilford is the writer. Mark is the performer. Dark is the editor.

Dark IS the editor! Of course Dark’s always mad! He’s the editor! He’s the one who has to do the freaking WORK! He has to tie everything together. Make everything cohesive. Make it not insufferable for the audience. Because he cares about the audience. He has to schedule. He has to think. That’s why Dark is his charitable side. He cares about the audience. He cares about everyone! And he might get sour about it, but he cares, you know? In the end all three parts need one another to be the Mark that we all genuinely love.

5 years ago

Puppyyyy

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