Davey Pushing Jack Against The Wall As A Parallel To That Scene In 92sies And It's Just Like That Moment

Toga Why

toga: dabi you want some french fries ?

dabi: sure ?

toga: ok *puts definitely not french fries on the table*

dabi: these are not french fries toga

toga: yes they are

dabi: how did you make them ?

toga: so the french boy at ua I may have killed and fried him so technically they are french fries.

dabi: wtf

Hey, could you do me a favor?

Could you just RB this?

The little RB statistics chart is so pleasant and stimmy to look at and I want to see what it looks like when it gets really REALLY huge because it makes me think of some deep sea lifeform

I'm writing smut and part of me wants to kill a character in the mild because they are going down on them and just what if they cross the legs and just snap the other person fucking neck.

Fuck gender, be bread

Bully: your a boy not a girl.

younger me: no i'm a girl. I'm just a tomboy.

bully: well you're too masculine. dress like a girl.

younger me: * grows out hair and wears feminine clothes"

bully: your too feminine. it's weird.

younger me: *cuts hair short and wears masculine*

bully: you're to-

me: FUCK YOU i'm too tired to fucking care. I want to be a piece of bread. Fuck gender be bread.

So I ended up with free time at the end of my first class today, so I was like "do yall wanna see a vintage meme?" and turned on "what does the fox say". Expected like. A laugh from the kids, or even just a "wtf is this mx?" which is. A reasonable reaction to What Does The Fox Say.

But instead of a reasonable reaction. all of my students watched the first 60 seconds with jaws agape. And then this one kids turns to me like the fucking eye of Sauron and literally goes:

Dumb Villain Idea

A villain notices they are getting a lot of attention online and eventually starts a social media account to talk to the fans they have amassed. They start joking about having their account get more followers than the hero but their fans take it very seriously and blow up the account in response the villain creates a video in which they congratulate their fans and mock the hero for being below them. they also say that if fans send them an outfit they will wear it in battle this becomes extremely popular with both fans and the media with fans sending everything from suits and extravagant gowns to risque outfits (rave clothing, virgin killers, etc.) to straight-up lingerie. It also becomes a game for fans to see if the outfits the villain wears will distract the heroes.

I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.

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