A Post On Ihpq Reminded Me Of This Vine And So

You know, I don’t feel sorry for those people that get their marriage proposals rejected in public. Obviously, they didn’t discuss anything with their partners before that, so it’s their fault really. Who makes that kind of decision like that? It’s not like marriage is serious, am I right? Nooo, let me just propose to this girl in a football field during the finals, because why wouldn’t she be ecstatic??? I’m a catch, bro. This isn’t the 19th century. Talk to your partners, you idiots. 

Wait. Philippa Gregory realeased how many books while I was busy not giving a shit?

good homeopathy: i use lavender because it smells nice and helps me sleep

bad homeopathy: i use lavender and it smells so nice that i stop getting vaccinated

Wholesome cutlet (x)

My favorite part about this is that there's nothing in there saying they will only walk with women. Everyone whi ever felt threatened alone can benefit from good people like them, regardless of gender.

Three cheers for these guys [x]

Women have more power and agency in Shakespeare’s comedies than in his tragedies, and usually there are more of them with more speaking time, so I’m pretty sure what Shakespeare’s saying is “men ruin everything” because everyone fucking dies when men are in charge but when women are in charge you get married and live happily ever after

Is it just me or is it rude to come to someone's house, rearrange their furniture, sweep their floors and complain about what they did or didn't do to it while the resident of said house keeps asking you to stop? My aunt just did that.

“hearts can starve as well as bodies; give us bread, but give us roses”

@hwaetever should like this, I think

(originally taken from Facebook, baker/bread artisan was credited as Vanessa Munroe) EDIT: Found the baker’s Twitter!: https://twitter.com/vanessa_munroe

Am I the only one that gets annoyed when people pull out those huge dinner plates to eat and only serve like two spoonfuls of food?