Quick "protective Mother Nature And Yandere Lover" Drabble.

My mother used the same trick, but thankfully, she only made me pull one smoke from a cigarette, and I just stopped from there. That method really does work. Smoking is also the dumbest thing ever created in the world.

I feel like you'd be the type of dad to give your child alcohol once just so they see how bad it is and never want to do it again.

And you would be absolutely right!!!

That's what my father did to me, when he found out that I was trying to smoke, he made me smoke all 25 sticks, made me so sick I never wanted to touch another smoke again.

𖦹 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐔𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐌𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐬' 𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬 𖦹

Since the design material collection books finally arrived, I was able to scan some of the pages and visualize the demon's heights. Some of them are officially stated while for others, I had to approximate based on comparison. Explanation for each of those is stated below.

First of are Muzan (179 cm), Kokushibo (190 cm), Doma (187 cm) and Akaza (173 cm). Their heights are all officially stated in the Demon Corps Records.

Next are Hantengu (166 cm), Gyokko (between 150 and 170 cm in his vase), Daki (~ 178 cm) and Gyutaro (~ 190 cm). The later two don't have an official height mentioned but the size of the head is a good measure to compare the characters in the official designs. Daki is of course taller because of her shoes, while in the anime, Gyutaro is hunched over a lot. But from the image of the design material from the Entertainment District Arc which I've used, you can see what his height is standing straight, or at least as straight as physically possible for him.

I'd like to add that while Gyokko's height is known, if you go based off the official art, he can be taller than 170 cm, depending on how straight he positions himself and how far he comes out of his vase.

Hantengu's clones

Looking at the clones next, you can see Zohakuten (~ 165 cm) and first-split Sekido and Karaku (~ 190 cm). Zohakuten's height is more or less official since we are shown the direct comparison with Tanjiro. The other two were again compared with the head sizes and proportions.

Second-split Sekido and Karaku as well as Aizetsu and Urogi are generally the same size (~ 190 cm) since their proportions don't really change. However, Urogi's anatomy generally affects his height, but not too much as when he's standing on his legs, his hips would be around the same height as the others'.

The smallest of the clones is the main body / fear clone (~ 19 cm). The tallest being Urami (~ 260 cm) who is seen directly next to Tanjiro in the design material.

Gyokko's height when morphed

Morphed / true-form Gyokko (~ 215 cm) is directly compared to Muichiro whose height is known (160 cm), making a visualization of his size easy.

(An approximation of his tail length may follow.)

Ranking

From tallest to smallest, Muzan and the upper moons as well as their other forms can be ranked as followed:

Urami - 260 cm

Morphed Gyokko - 215 cm

Kokushibo ︱ Sekido, Karaku, Aizetsu and Urogi ︱ Gyutaro - 190 cm

Doma - 187 cm

Muzan - 179 cm

Daki - 178 cm

Akaza - 173 cm

Hantengu - 166 cm

Zohakuten - 165 cm

Gyokko - ∅ 160 cm

Hantengu / Fear Clone - 19 cm

@hantengudelulu @fallstreakfeathers @virtuousweakling: If there were other supernatural creatures in the KNY world, that demons could kill and eat (for example: werewolves, sirens, mermaids and a thousand other fantasy creatures), would their blood be more "interesting" than humans due to not being fully human blood? Like, could it be similar to a marechi type of taste? Don't know how that popped up in my head.

Multnomah Falls

@hantengudelulu @virtuousweakling "He is not one of us" from LK2 sounds more right, especially if we're talking about his youth life. Poor guy trying to fit in, but always causing trouble in some way.

TRY AND TELL ME HARPY HARE ISNT ABOUT HANTENGU CAUSE IT IS 🥺 (lyrics below)

All the arrows that you've stolen

Split in half, now bum and broken

Like your heart that was so eager to be hid

They will fight and run away

You can't keep them all caged

Forest walls and starry ceilings

Harpy Hare, where have you buried all your children?

Mother, tell me, so I say (la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la)

Barren curtains that you're weaving

Like the stories that you keep inside your head

She can't keep them all safe

They will die and be afraid

Mother, tell me, so I say (mother, tell me, so I say)

Okay, I don't know if I can ramble about this here freely, but if I'm honest with my own opinions on Demon slayer and Kagaya especially, that motherfucker can hang himself and I'd burn him with it as well. Like, the fuck is your sick ass doing using people at their most vulnerable times to make them into your soldiers?? The fuck you mean you let A CHILD become a hashira???? Don't you have some fucking patience or are you this desperate, you son of bitch!! I almost know it in my bones that his daddy was also a bitch!! How many fucking children died because of your selfish ass needs?? I'm fucking aware that demons are a high problem, but have some fucking decency to not collect child soldiers!! I'd rip his head off myself if it came to it!!! EVEN KILLING HIS OWN DAUGHTERS IN THE EXPLOSION WHILE LETTING HIS SON LIVE, THAT MOTHERFUCKER!!

I can literally see him purring or growling in happiness at finally someone who shows him empathy. Poor girl will never escape.

@hantengudelulu

@virtuousweakling

Listen, I just know that if somehow, a demon, EVEN THE UPPERMOONS, get close to a human who gives them what they didn't get enough of in their human lives, they just won't leave it alone. It's kinda like an AU of mine where a demon can have a favorite human that they don't ever let go of, because why would they? It's THEIR human. Period.

I don't know what I'm doing-

Sekido nsfw headcanons of mine!!

Sekido:

He might be the one to accidentally whimper or whine when you squeeze down on him too tight, but that's only a secret between you two, otherwise anyone who heard it will be dead. This mofo would go like:

Huff "Hah-ah fuck... Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck. Don't squeeze me like that so fucking soon, fucking greedy whore. I have a longer time to go here"

Also, he has slightly more stamina than the others and could go on for about 20-25 to 30 rounds a night.

Cock size: soft- 13.6 inches; hard-15.9 inches.

I feel like he'd finish hard and release a lot more compared to the other three, but it's still a lot for one to handle. (May help be with the one he's fucking)

@hantengudelulu

Just... just hear me out on something...

The clones as wild animals:

Sekido, the prideful, commanding, and controlling piece of shit he is, is a fucking lion. I can not be convinced otherwise. He honestly looks like one, the headcanons of @just-null that brainwashed me hard, even some other depictions of him, I can not. He's literally a lion, end of story. He just gives off those vibes to me, that attractive, manipulative son of a bitch. He'd literally roar off the others to have more time with his partner because ya know, THEY'RE HIS!!

Karaku, the WHORE, I see him like a leopard or jaguar. Strong, great at fighting, but preferring to "laze" around and wait for the entertainment to come to him. He'd, of course, get pissed if it's taking too long, but would he do anything about it? Nope, not at all. He also seems like the type to steal someone away and just laze around with them, sometimes fucking, sometimes not, depends on the mood really.

Urogi... Urogi is his birb self, nothing else, he's already half an animal.

Now, with Aizetsu, he'd be a wolf, constantly howling and whining for attention like a goddamn child, even fighting and growling at the other clones if they have the attention that should be on him. (Manipulative fuck wants his girl's world to go around him alone). Would he be the one to mostly hog the girl away from the others? YES! Would he care? NOPE!! Is he going to try to do the "inside mouth" wolf kiss the moment he sees his partner? ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY!!

I think the asbestos that was in the walls of my house just went up into my brain and then exploded. There is nothing wrong with me, I swear (they lying)

.... Hold on, what? I still think seeing a doctor would be beneficial...