Hey so listen. I’ve only played Witcher 3 and watched the Witcher show, I know the canon is that Geralt just keeps getting brown horses and calling them all Roach BUT
it would be REALLY, REALLY FUNNY….if Roach has been the same horse for like…..fifty years…..and Geralt doesn’t notice his horse is magic, because how long do horses live? 100? This is Fine. Horses, he’s found, are surprisingly sturdy. One time a catastrophic storm sank Geralt’s ship and drowned literally everyone on board but Roach was found chilling on shore, a-okay.
Jaskier: So I didn’t want to bring this up at first, because I didn’t want you to think I wasn’t cool with your magic horse–
Geralt: My What.
This is amazing
This was a joke but I just had to do it
Echo: Fives. You’re my brother, and I love you. But you are a great big bag of dicks.
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Dooku: But I forget, you two are, at best, functional morons.
Anakin: Hey, you’re functioning... morons... moron...
Obi-Wan: -_-
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Rex, after getting his chip out: What’s happening?
Ahsoka: Oh nothing. Just the end of the world!
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Fives: Plan C tanked.
Echo: Maybe you should try Plan D for Dumbass
Fives: D:<
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Boil: ‘Kids are the best’? You don’t even like kids!
Waxer: I love kids!
Boil: Oh yeah? Name three children that you even know.
Waxer: ...
Boil:
Waxer: I’m thinking!
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Hardcase: I can’t do this, man, I can’t live on rabbit food! I’m a warrior!
Dogma: Hardcase. You’ll be fine.
Hardcase: You don’t know that!
Imagine being Heimdall and having a spirit so generous that you could sincerely say “welcome home” to the individual who once turned you into an icicle and is now showing up 15 minutes late without Starbucks to the apocalypse that he sort of started.
This is very true
i don’t think people really get how little feedback fanfic authors actually get? like the effort to reaction ratio is so abysmally skewed here that a fic nearly 50,000 words long takes an entire year to amass like. 16 comments. someone reblogged a fic i wrote at 4 am and tagged it with a 5-word compliment and i can’t stop thinking about it, not because it was so nice but because half the time you post a fic you’re going to hear nothing and anything feels like so much
fandom culture is so, so good about giving artists the credit they’re due, but we gotta start doing that for writers too. you’ve got no idea how much people put into their stories and get maybe a handful of reblogs and a dozen-odd kudos. that’s not enough. writing is an endurance sport and y’all need to start giving fic writers a reason to endure it and improve their craft. encourage writers like you encourage artists. reblog fics, leave tags, leave comments, acknowledge that these stories do not just spring into being for your entertainment.
every single damn writer i know feels like half of their readers see them as a machine. that’s gotta change.
Chapter 1 is now up on AO3, and chapter 6 is up on Patreon!
Hi there! A lot of you asked me about hair tutorial so here it is! I hope this will be helpful, it’s my first time doing a tutorial.
Let me know what you think and enjoy! <3
How to get the fandom to talk about something: make an ask game. Reblog so that your follower can ask you stuff and you have an excuse to talk about fictional football.
Kickoff: Favourite character?
Captain: Favourite team captain?
Lineup: Favourite international team?
Bleachers: Favourite NPC (game) or sidecharacter?
Scouting: Favourite scout character in the game?
Benches: A character you’d have chosen for Inazuma Japan?
Penalty: Favourite villain?
Friendly match: Favourite friendship or character dynamic?
Cup: Favourite match?
Techniques: Favourite special move?
Baton: Favourite special tactic?
Offside: Saddest scene in the game/anime?
Halftime: Funniest scene in the game/anime?
Locker room: Favourite character’s backstory?
Relegation: A match you think should have ended differently?
Stadium: Do you have a favourite place in the anime/game?
Finalist: Which team is the ‘true’ winner of the FFI?
Header: Unanswered questions you have?
Random: Let us hear any thought/opinion you have!
Endou and his world(s)
Just some random idea that was asking me to draw itself very hard… the caption for it in my folder was simply “gay” gjdg
Most Jedi dragons don't have hoards but Plo Koon sure does have a lot of sons
I see this and raise you: all Jedi have hoards but most Jedi keep them to small benign things. Obi-Wan hoards tea. Anakin hoards droid parts. Mace hoards the general concept of the Republic. Agen hoards grenades. Plo just happened to be between hoards when the Clone Wars started and claimed the entire GAR before anyone else could. All the other Council members are salty about this, and Plo is massively smug.