Ino: Sai, it's time to name our baby boy! Now, in the Yamanaka family...
Sai: (has no idea how babynames work) Paintbrush.
Ino: No, wait, it has to start with-
Sai: Bookcase. Or a coffee table.
Ino: Are you seriously coming up with names based on stuff we have in our house?
Sai: ...Window.
Ino: (sighs, thinking) I'm just gonna call him Inojin. My womb, my choice.
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Chouji: It's a family tradition. The name should start with a Cho.
Karui: (trying to come up with a good suffix) Cho... Cho...
Chouji: (impressed) That's an excellent idea, dear!
Karui: ...Whatever...
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Shikamaru: (reading a scroll in the kitchen, not noticing what his wife is doing) Hey, I was thinking. We should choose a name for that baby of ours. Due to the Nara tradition, it has to start with Shika-
Temari: (struggling to stun a fresh fish for dinner, not listening) DIE!!
Shikamaru: Shikadai it is.
Oooo could you do Obi-Wan? He could be doing anything, I'd just like to see him in your style. I love you art!!!
What about Obi with Boga? <3
The Rig Kids
- Sol’yn : male, 49 yrs - Bantryc : male, 48 yrs - Nadovin : male, 47 yrs - Lanodi : male, 45 yrs - Udenin : male, 44 yrs - Torlaar : male, 43 yrs - Shereshoy : male, 42 yrs - Jate’kanin : male, 40 yrs - Rozanin : female, 39 yrs
The proud parents 👇👇👇 Akyrca (left) and Zauden (right) have a full house of Mando badasses
This is brilliant. These are the relationships between B4 and Tachimukai & Toramaru. No one, absolutely no one, can convince me otherwise
Hi! How are you? I'd like to ask something for the last AskMeme if there's no problem. I'd like to ask for B4 group and if it's fine Tachimukai and Toramaru too, because I see them as good friends too. Thank you!!
Hii! I’m fine, thanks!! 💗 And, of course! c:
B4:
❥ who steals french fries off the other’s plate: Tsunami, and sometimes Fudou. Someoka and Tobitaka have resigned and started to ask for more french fries (or if they are eating at home, they cook more than usual). ❥ who jokingly moves in for the kiss when someone asks if they’re a couple: Sometimes Tsunami and Fudou often follow his joke. But I think they all prefer to make things clear to avoid misunderstandings (Stuff is clear between them all. I mean other people misunderstanding their friendship). ❥ who has to bust or bail the other out of jail: Mhm, I can't really think about a situation when they went to jail. But in the hypothetical case. Probably, Someoka or Tobitaka. If they all are in prison they would probably call Endou. ❥ who gives the other advice/comfort about dating issues: I guess we all agree that Tobitaka is the best one of them all about advices + comfort (in general). Someoka is more like the kind of friend that would hear all your problems/ support you. Fudou is like, in the middle, he isn’t good like Someoka or Tobitaka but he’s always there to give you advice or hear your problems if you ask. Tsunami, even if he may look like "Just because I'm dating Tachimukai doesn't mean I know how I did it" he actually can surprise you with nice advice. ❥ who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other’s eyes: Tsunami. ❥ who immediately calls dibs on the top bunk: Tsunami. I don’t think that Someoka or Tobitaka really cares about it...? and probably prefer the bottom bed. And Fudou doesn’t mind about it, unless it’s a pull-out bed. ❥ who starts and who wins the pillow fights: Tsunami usually starts the fights, but I think they all can win tbh, it’s depents. ❥ who says “your pants would look better on their floor” to the other’s potential crush: I feel like I’m answering Tsunami and Fudou a lot but IJDASOIDA THEY WOULD DO IT. Someoka and Tobitaka are more chills and discrete about it.
Toramaru and Tachimukai:
❥ who steals french fries off the other’s plate: Both, but not just with french fries. When they want to annoy the other they even stole the strawberry of their cake. ❥ who jokingly moves in for the kiss when someone asks if they’re a couple: Neither. I really can’t see them joking about it. Like with the previous answer, I think they would prefer to avoid misunderstanding. ❥ who has to bust or bail the other out of jail: Neither. The only way I can see them in jail it's because they were "Disturbing the peace" cause someone insulted their senpais. They are both good boys. ❥ who gives the other advice/comfort about dating issues: Tachimukai. Even if he didn't really have many experiences I think he still can help him with it! And of course, he'll be there if Toramaru needs someone to talk about his problems/need comfort. Toramaru I think is more like a supportive friend that would encourage Tachimukai when you need it. ❥ who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other’s eyes: Both. Probably Toramaru started but then Tachimukai pays him back in his own coin. (I think that is the expression? well, Tachimukai started to do it too after Toramaru did it first!) ❥ who immediately calls dibs on the top bunk: Toramaru. I think Tachimukai doesn't mind so he leaves him to have the top bed. ❥ who starts and who wins the pillow fights: Toramaru starts the fights, but they are tied about who usually wins. ❥ who says “your pants would look better on their floor” to the other’s potential crush: Talking about GO, I think Toramaru would do it to annoy Tachimukai or when he wants to give hints to Tsunami because he's tired that the old guy didn't realize about Tachimukai’s feelings.
Sluttiest Obi-Wan Headcanon Based on This GIF:
This is a typical Stewjoni greeting because of course any planet Obi-Wan hails from isn’t going to just shake hands or anything that basic. No—no they kiss both cheeks just to say “Hello there”.
I mean—
Imagine—
Cody, offering his hand to shake: General, I’ve heard a lot about you. I look forward to serving under you, sir.
(Obi-Wan steps forward and kisses Cody on his cheeks.)
Obi-Wan, smiling: All good things I hope, Commander. I have a feeling that we’ll get along quite well—Commander? Cody? Are you quite alright?
(Cody stands utterly still not blinking or even breathing.)
Cody, slowly lowers helmet back over his head: *screeches into the void*
Within seconds there’s a procession made up of thousands of troopers going out of the hanger and blocking speeder traffic, all waiting to “greet” General Kenobi. Anakin watches, horrified, as he spots several troopers put on chapstick and taking quick spritzes of breath spray.
The Silent One by Jonathan Wesslund
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This is awesome
Haizaki: What time is it?
Hiroto: I don’t know, pass me that kazoo and I’ll find out.
Hiroto: *Blasts the kazoo*
Fudou, from the other room: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING KAZOO AT TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING???
Hiroto: It’s 2 am.
I kinda can’t believe that it’s 2016 and Marvel has released a *solo film about Doctor Strange*…and DC hasn’t even acknowledged that Batman has children yet.
Commission for @lindsaygallof