Kidou: *sighs* Explain to me how Genda broke his leg.
Sakuma: We were running downhill and a deer jumped in front of us, so I yelled, "Koujirou, deer!"
Kidou: Genda, what did you say?
*uncomfortable silence*
Genda: "Yes, honey?"
That sounds like flirty
Tenma: They say if you stare at the sun, you’ll cry.
Tenma: *stares at Taiyou*
Tenma: They were right.
This is pretty accurate
Nosaka: Hi! My name is Nosaka and this is my boyfriend, Asuto.
Asuto: *Smiles*
Nosaka: And this is Asuto’s other boyfriend, Haizaki.
Haizaki: *holds on tighter to Asuto*
Headcanon that Luke and Obi Wan got the money to pay Han Solo by selling the moisture farm at bargain-basement prices in Anchorhead without telling anyone that it was totally torched, and by the time anyone find out they were well off planet. Luke now has a reputation as one of Tattooine’s most famous con men despite the fact that it was Obi Wan who ran the con.
Echo: Fives. You’re my brother, and I love you. But you are a great big bag of dicks.
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Dooku: But I forget, you two are, at best, functional morons.
Anakin: Hey, you’re functioning... morons... moron...
Obi-Wan: -_-
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Rex, after getting his chip out: What’s happening?
Ahsoka: Oh nothing. Just the end of the world!
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Fives: Plan C tanked.
Echo: Maybe you should try Plan D for Dumbass
Fives: D:<
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Boil: ‘Kids are the best’? You don’t even like kids!
Waxer: I love kids!
Boil: Oh yeah? Name three children that you even know.
Waxer: ...
Boil:
Waxer: I’m thinking!
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Hardcase: I can’t do this, man, I can’t live on rabbit food! I’m a warrior!
Dogma: Hardcase. You’ll be fine.
Hardcase: You don’t know that!
I kinda can’t believe that it’s 2016 and Marvel has released a *solo film about Doctor Strange*…and DC hasn’t even acknowledged that Batman has children yet.
punks
This is a Captain Howzer stan account
ok as amazing as Twilight of Apprentice was how funny would it have been if Ahsoka was just beyond done with Anakin’s bullshit™ and just screamed “FUCK OFF SKYGUY” everytime she saw Vader
“The man you knew as Anakin Skywalker is de-”
“Cut the shit, Anakin, I know it’s you. You just flew in standing on top of your TIE fighter and there’s only one fucker in the galaxy who’s that extra”
Clarke Griffin: Bisexual Goddess
The least 6 portraits.
Lúthien, Fingolfin, Maglor, Fëanor, Aredhel and Ecthelion.