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Being friends with content creators and artists/authors is such a strange thing, because you can be moved by a piece of art, and absolutely enamored with a story–sobbing into your pillow at 4am because you can’t put it down–and then, just randomly remember that the person that created this incredible thing, is someone you send shitposts to at one in the morning, and exchange recipes with, and flail over your faves with, and talk about all your ridiculous ideas with.

Knowing the people whose talent brings you such joy is such a surreal and beautiful experience. Getting to hold in your hands something that was created by someone you know and care for is amazing.

But also, there chance to know that that incredibly talented person is a fellow Disaster Human is the most comforting thing?

(Tumblr won’t let me post them all so better quality under the cut ^^’) 

Sketches of some of the fanfiction I’ve been reading and that I enjoy very much :3c I messed up some of them but that’s ok QwQ

Panic Room by @cocofinny​ : So good, so pure, I love it ^o^ Let them be happy damn it ! Good stuff, my new addiction

Thunderstruck by @thunderstruck-edgelord​ : Soooo cute! Edge pov for a change! He’s a mess and Reader is doing their best! :D

SSLL by @tyranttortoise​ : Probably the very first fanfiction I have ever read, and one of the best. Always a great time reading it (also ‘Skeleton ex Machina’ by @jolie-in-the-underground​ since it’s canon in SSLL :3 very good too, I really like Q x3)

Aggre(g/v)ation by @llamagoddessofficial​ : Everyone is a mess, tho it’s a fun mess they all need to talk to each other. Also, Sans is an idiot. (you should read her other works, like nagwtgal, or Essays for Blowjobs /nsfw!!/)

A bitty horror and The skeleton games by @theskeletongames​ : I love bitty fanfictions and I love Poetax’s vision of them ^w^ I just hope they’re gonna be okay. The second one, I took my time starting it because ‘vampire? again??’ but then I stopped beeing an asshole and actually read it and it’s so funny and cute they need to kiss already

Skeleton Sister and the Architect by @nighttimepixels​ : now THAT’S some good gay story I’m thirsty for. Very good so far. She always have some good stuff to share, go check her blog!

Bones, picked clean by @skelezbian​ : I’ve seen very little fanfictions that explore the Horror bros like that, or at all. Very sweet and pure, I really like their personnalities >w< more skellys to come! :D

Bitty dreams and bitty nightmares by @yellowchimera332​ : again, I love bitty stories. This one is very cute so far (plus I love the edge bitties shhhh) can’t wait to see where this is going :3

Dirty Laundry by @popatochisssp​ : My new addiction part 2. *slap the fanfiction* This bad boy can fit so much communication problems in it! ok but for real, it’s very sweet and cute and OMG I WANNA HUG THE SKELLY 

Tits and Dick and Bitty Hunt by @rnd-injustice​ : don’t get fooled, it’s a sfw fanfiction x’) it’s very fun and nice and reader needs to chill. Also, Underfell Sans is a Dick. For Bitty Hunt, one of my favorite fanfiction ever, very nice uwu reverse bitty? hell yeah i’m in!!! Very well written. Again, she is a good writter. All of her stuff is good (try My favorite Red Scarf. So cute!!! and Virtue and Vice, that is an underlust fanfiction very cool and not smut, remind me of the handmaid’s tale somehow idk. And Little ole broken me, that is more angsty). If you haven’t read her work yet, then go!!!

Never walk home alone by @rabellerabbit​ : In my quest to found some good Horrortale fanfictions, very little caught my attention. This one did, and it’s very good. Yandere-ish/stalker Horror!Sans. Reader is not stupid but is a mess. I really like this one >w< 

Also, one of my top fav: Sooner or later you’re gonna be mine by Staringback!! >w< <3

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Him pulling a puss in boots! I love it!!

Husk's secret weapon

Thank you so much! I know a little bit about the heat. I live in Arizona, USA and sometimes it's 115f to 120f (in celsius it would be 46c to 48c) and its miserable. Though hope it ends soon and get to feeling better. Lots of water

Hello! Hope you are doing well. Fir the kink post, Sanji being dominant and/or being dominated. Thoughts?

sorry for the break but the heat has ended me and i'm still looking for half of my brain (36c? in my eastern europe? what the fuck?)

note: please, don't send me more of those! will start a sfw version once I answer all kinky ones

Sanji: dom/sub dynamics

being dom

NEVER | NOT REALLY | MAYBE | NOT BAD | MMMMM | HELL YES | TAKE ME NOW | THERE GO MY PANTS

He might do it for you, if you're really into that, and will enjoy it very much, as long as it doesn't require humiliating or harming you (especially if you're a woman). But it's not something that interests him when put into reality. He has some deeply hidden fantasies though, ones he's not really keen to share.

being sub

NEVER | NOT REALLY | MAYBE | NOT BAD | MMMMM | HELL YES | TAKE ME NOW | THERE GO MY PANTS

Anyone's surprised? For being quite a vanilla guy, Sanji has a HUGE weakness for being stepped on...even literally. The rougher, the better, and if you're into master-servant/slave dynamics? Just mention it once and you will witness that man can literally jump out of his pants.

About a week ago I posted this.

I’ve been getting horrible messages like this in my ask for months, including:

and my personal favorite

After getting the message saying “Just go kill yourself” I was completely done dealing with this person’s horrible messages and replied with just an “Okay.” and logged off tumblr.

About a week later I logged back on with 17 messages in my ask, most of them from the anon. I scrolled down and at first when I logged off, the anon messaged me things like

I scrolled up more and all of a sudden they started sending me more and more messages like

This was extremely surprising to me. I thought “After all those horrible messages you sent to me for MONTHS about hating me and wanting me dead, you say ‘sorry’ and that you ‘cant be responsible for someone’s suicide’?”

But I guess the lesson goes like this:

DONT TELL ANYONE TO KILL THEMSELVES UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED FOR WHAT MIGHT ACTUALLY HAPPEN

Vmax Espeon

As usual, gloomy Husk. Only with a little chic ✨♥️♠️

Just two perfectly respectable entrepreneurs…

I understand that. I do have your Papyrus one tho. He's greeting as my guests as they step off the plane. I absolutely love it. Thank you by the way for putting that out there for everyone.

Hello! Before I ask anything I want to say your art style is amazing. I love the way you draw Sans and Paps. Which brings me to my question. Would you do a custom design for Sans just as you did one for Paps on your island? I hope you are staying safe and having good days.

I may do! Idk! I’m gradually erasing Pap because he was taking so much space in my slots, so I may do a sans, upload and then delete bcjj but I’m not REEEEALLY feelin it rn

Thank you for the interest tho!

🤣🤣🤣 fart jokes aren't meant to be funny. But they are!

Okay, how about a HC about a female reader with Ace and she accidentally farts in front of him, she thinks he'll be grossed out but he thinks it's hilarious?

I can't believe I wrote that. I mean I can, I have somewhere a whole essay about Law being a pig in the selfship realm, so, I shouldn't be that surprised with my writing career choices, but, still can't believe I've done it for request, not because of my own stupidity 🤣 Anyway, enjoy some sheer...crack.

Girlfriend accidentally farts in front of him - bullet headcanons

Character: Ace Reader: female CW: gross clownery, duh

Ace is a sweet and endearing guy with tons of charm and natural charisma, no wonder he emanates the perfect boyfriend aura, much like a magnet for people of all genders. But in reality…if there was a ranking of messy men, some sort of competition for the title of a pig of the year, Ace definitely would be among the front-runners.

He sleeps face down where he falls, wipes face clean with the closest thing he has within reach, grew up in a jungle among bandits and for a good part of his life he saw soap only when Dadan gave him a choice between a bath and sleeping in a pig pen. 

He’s feral, okay? Bit civilized thanks to Dadan, Makino and Whitebeard—but still feral. 

He tries to keep standards though. You’re the lady—or so his crewmates say, quickly beating into him what Makino didn’t manage to. If he wants to introduce you to Pops as his girlfriend and keep you on board, he needs to behave properly. So he does. Accidentally giving you a feeling certain…bodily reactions aren’t welcomed around him.

But even if he was more relaxed, it’d still be so awkward that your booty betrayed you in such an intimate moment as cuddling, as you two are sprawled cozy in his bed, slowly dozing off as Ace’s hand wanders along the crevices of your body when he’s embracing you from behind. It’s so silent and peaceful, you’re relaxed and half-awake, so maybe that’s why it has slipped… 

Every cell of your body burns in embarrassment and you tense, expecting him jumping away, making a mean comment or, in general, getting grossed out at demonstration of capabilities of your gastrointestinal system. 

Instead, you hear a chuckle. And then open laugh, loud and shaking the whole bed. Face in the crook of your neck, Ace is almost rolling, spasms of his chest hitting your back and loud howls nearly hurting your ears.

“Thatch’s bean stew is truly something, eh?” He finally chokes out, eyes full of tears. “Damn, baby girl, you’ve almost blown me away…”

You’re still cringing in embarrassment despite his jokes, but he seems to not care at all as he rolls on back, relaxed as if nothing has happened and wiping the tears of laughter off. 

“Damn, we’re finally past that step, no more sneaking out” he muses, pulling you back to him and sighing contently before answering your little mishap in the same, even louder way. “Phew, that was a nice one. Glad I didn't have to hold it all night.”

Yeah, competition for the title of a pig of the year.

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