Indeed She Does

Studio Executive: “so how would you describe this character?”

Screenwriter: “well they’re a single dad -”

Studio Executive, already dialing Pedro Pascal’s number: “say no more”

YESSSS!!!!!!!!!! Lee is just the sweetest and Sakura deserves SOOOOOO much better than a distant, emotionally abusive a-hole like Saskue!!! Just everything in this post is perfect  

👏 SAKURA 👏 SHOULD 👏 HAVE 👏 ENDED 👏 UP 👏 WITH 👏 ROCK 👏LEES 👏 PRECIOUS 👏 SELF 👏 BECAUSE 👏 HE 👏 WOULD 👏 TREAT HER 👏 RIGHT 👏👏👏👏👏

how hollywood works

producer: oh pedro pascal is in your movie? 

director: yes 

producer: ok tomorrow we’ll cast his son then 

He is yours

Obi Wan Kenobi x Reader

Summary: Obi Wan finds out you have been hiding a secret from him for a few years.

Word count: 1.5k

You did not know how long it had been since you were in the Jedi Temple. About 5 years or so. You did not wish to return and yet here you were. The famed Jedi Master, who had been cast out, was now back.

You sighed as you walked through the halls, ignoring the looks you got. No one questioned you, they knew you had been asked to come back. But you refused. After you were cast out, you moved to a far off planet. A peaceful one and settled down. A year later, a knock came to your door.

Opening it, you found your old master there. “Kit” you greeted the man who smiled back at you. Looking behind him to see Windu and Master Yoda. You sighed and opened the door. Walking away from it, there was no point in inviting them in. They would come anyway. No point in turning them away, they would still make there way in. You leaned against your counter as the men sat at your table. Waiting for them to speak.

“I believe, an apology is owed to you” Windu started, you replied in a scoff. Blowing air from your nose and shaking your head. “You did not trade secrets… You did not break the code” Windu sighed, looking to Kit for help. “We are sorry” Kit said, looking to you. Hoping you would give him your famous smile and accept the apology. “What’s made you change your mind” was all you replied with.

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Best Pilot

HAPPY STAR WARS DAY NERDS!!!!! Here have some semi medium okay decent Poe Dameron smut in celebration!!! This is unedited because if I have to go back and read it I guarantee you it will not get posted because I am Insecure™ and the smut I have posted before was barely smut and this is a little more. It’s not super long, so I hope it doesn’t feel too rushed or anything. I hope everyone enjoys it! Also I am but a simple woman who has not had sex and the idea of a blow job kind of grosses me out, so that particular scene in this is real short, I hope that doesn’t disappoint anyone. Gods below, I’m gonna be known for having the longest author’s notes ever, aren’t I?

Pairing: Poe Dameron x reader

Fandom: Star Wars

Words: 1633

Rating: Explicit (18+ ONLY)

Warnings: oral (m and f receiving), unprotected sex (be safe my dudes), teasing? (is that something I should mention? idk what I’m doing guys)

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only i can touch you - javier x reader

Javier doesn’t like when people touch what’s not his - even if its for work.

whattup i am javiers filthy little whore. smut is below the cut its also on ao3 and if you like it consider buying me a ko-fi

Javier Peña didn’t like to share his girl. He didn’t like other men looking at you, thinking of you, nothing. He was protective, understandably so given his job. But when you had to go out on the field he was even worse. He was your shadow, he didn’t take his eyes off you. Which was terrible, considering you and him were tracking down people related to the biggest narco in Columbia and he needed to be focused on the job. You tried to get the ambassador to not assign you to someone else but she wouldn’t budge because he was on the other end insisting that the two of you stay together, along with Murphy.

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Rules: bold anything that applies to you and tag 10 people

I was tagged by @mymagicsuitcase

Appearance

I’m over 5’5” // I wear contacts / glasses // I have blonde hair // I prefer loose clothing to tight clothing // I have one or more piercings // I have at least one tattoo // I have blue eyes // I have dyed or highlighted my hair // I have gotten plastic surgery // I had braces// I sunburn easily // I have freckles // I paint my nails // I don’t always wear makeup // I don’t often smile // I am pleased with how I look // I prefer nike to adidas // I wear baseball hats backwards

Hobbies

I play a sport // I can play an instrument // I am artistic // I know more than one language // I have won a trophy in some sort of competition // I can cook or bake without a recipe // I know how to swim // I enjoy writing // I can do origami // I prefer movies to TV shows // I can execute a perfect somersault // I enjoy singing // I could survive in the wild on my own // I have read a new book series this year // I enjoy spending time with my friends // I travel for work  // I can do a handstand

Relationships

I am in a relationship // I have been single for over a year // I have a crush // I have a best friend I have known for ten years // my parents are together // I have dated my best friend // I am adopted // my crush has confessed to me // I have a long-distance relationship // I am an only child // I give advice to my friends (only if they ask) // I have made an online friend // I met up with someone I have met online

Aesthetics

I have heard the ocean in a conch shell // I have watched the sunrise // I enjoy rainy days // I have slept under the stars // I meditate outside // the sound of chirping (birds) calms me // I enjoy the smell of the beach // I know what snow tastes like // I listen to music to fall asleep // I enjoy thunderstorms //I enjoy cloud watching // I have attended a bonfire // I pay close attention to colours // I find mystery in the ocean // I enjoy hiking on nature paths // autumn is my favourite season

Misc

I can fall asleep in a moving vehicle // I am the mom friend // I live by a certain quote(s) // I like the smell of sharpies // I am involved in extracurricular activities // I enjoy Mexican food // I can drive a stick-shift // I believe in true love // I make up scenarios to fall asleep // I sing in the shower // I wish I lived in a video game // I have a canopy above my bed // I am multiracial // I am a redhead // I own at least three dogs

what’s your thoughts on different languages in winx club? like on other planets do they have other languages?

I like to think other planets and regions within them have their own lingua franca, yes. I don't recall if languages were ever mentioned in the RAI dub, but I do remember that the 4Kids dub (2.13) mentioned Aisha having to learn hundreds of languages as a princess. In the same vein, I like to headcanon that princesses (and royals in general) from other planets have to learn several languages. There’s an emphasis on language classes for royals in particular because most of them need to create strong politico-economic ties with one another, and languages are a gateway to understanding people and their culture.

Magix is the melting pot of linguistic and cultural diversity. Most people who live in Magix are multilingual and have a common language they speak with different accents. I haven’t yet figured out how Bloom understands it, but I suppose the language Bloom speaks on Earth is very similar to the common one in Magix.

Hehe

Hitler plans his attack

good evening friends this is a psa that i am massively in love with javier peña