When Your Jokes Are Full Of Self-hate And Someone Asks If You’re Okay

It always draws me in

did yoongi just fall asleep in the middle of an interview, wake himself up, and then carry on like nothing happened

Suga: *loses Jimin in a crowd* Suga: Suga: finally

(via totallyrealkpopquotes)

“I’m a bit of a weird dude. I think you have to be a little bit insane to do this. I thought I was really uncool at school, too, so I’ll also say uncool.”

Mom: Why don’t your friends ever come over?

Me:

Also because I have no friends.

This is me procrastinating. Isn't it just... delightful?

...was gonna be a more serious piece till I saw one of those signs at a local bookstore. I can't control fate

smut masterpost (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

As requested, I have compiled a list of all the smut scenarios.

MOUTH WIDE OPEN

MOUTH WIDE OPEN

MOUTH WIDE OPEN LIKE I WAS AT THE DENTIST

Imagine spideypool with the classic “if you show me yours then i’ll show you mine” scenario, but spidey is talking about faces n dead pool is talking about dicks.

                     SAY IT TO ME, let’s embrace the point of no return.