When You Go Too Far For A Pun

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Agust D part 1

(reader x yoongi // p18 slash) you and yoongi have been a couple for a few month now and hes always been a bad guy, but when it comes to your first time he gets all sensitive and cute . . . . “babe?” you heard him call your name yet he wasnt even in the dorm. You chuckled. hes always been like this since you two started dating. Everyone told you to stay away frkm him since he’s always been the bad guy at school. He was also known at the police. People told you he would treat women bad, but to you he’s always been kind, caring and loving, even though he didn’t look like it.

“hey babe” he came up to you and pecked your forehead and smiled at you. you gulped at him being this close. you two were a couple for more than 4 month now but you’ve never done something sexual. only kissing. only touching.

“how was your day, yoongi?” you asked, handing him a tea. he took it and smiled at you. for some reason, this smile got deep under your skin. his scent got to you and you closed your eyes for a moment. cinnamon. he always had this scent with him. but these days you noticed it more clearly. everything he did made you feel butterflies.

“just as always. school is boring, you know me.” he smirked and dragged you to the sofa. “your parents arent home yet?” he slowly asked that and slided his fingertips over your thigh, which was only coverd up to the half by a short skirt. you shook your head. “nope. thats why i could give you the key.” you smiled and leaned onto him, took in his scent again. you could feel him doing the same. his hand slid up more and you shivered. “yoongi i… we never…” you began to stutter what you were thinking about. “sex?” he asked. “is someone here imagining dirty things?” he chuckled amused and pecked your forehead. “you know i can wait. but.. listen babygirl. you’re my little princess, my angel, I wouldn’t ever hurt you.” he said wuth a stern voice, sending chills down yohr apine. you gulped and held onto his upper arms. he just leaned in and kissed your lips passionately, slowly getting more wild. your tongues were touching and dancing, all wet and sloppy. a low moan escaped your mouth and you covered it ashamed. “princess i…” he gulped as he slid up your skirt so he could probably see your panties. “really princess? those black lace panties? are you trying to kill me with your cute moans and your sexy lingerie?” he just leaned in and pushed you on his back, his soft, nicely swung lips touching your inner thighs. “i always tried to hold back because i know you’re a virgin. but you should know that I’m really hard by now, princess. my cock is pressing against my pants so hard it almost hurts and I’d love to shove it into you.”

You always knew that Yoongi had a bold way of speaking and he was honest. fucking honest. but those words made you blush even more, you looked at his lap where you could see a bulge. “are you really. i… umm.. we… yoongi..” you stutterd, he flashed you one of his gentle smiles. “ i’m sorry, I’ve been too honest again, wasn’t I…” you nodded.

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