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more silly httyd (*cough* rtte *cough*) headcanons!!

they managed to convince gobber to not tell anyone about the whole "lycanwing" thing with tuff being a lie. they just let people believe he's actually a lycanwing. whenever it's a full moon, the riders act all solemn and twitchy. tuff is nowhere to be seen. if you ask ruff, she just looks at you sadly. gothi and stoick are the only ones who know it's a joke. berk lives in fear. the truth only comes out roughly a year or so later, when they forget it's a full moon and everyone's just like, "oh."

they regularly have prank wars. there are alliances, betrayals, double-agents, everything of the sort. don't tell fishlegs anything; he's a blabbermouth. don't trust astrid; she will use this prank against you. if you go after hiccup, the revenge will be 10x worse. the twins are not against using violence. stoick banned their prank wars on berk. now, they go to a random island to go completely savage.

once, in an extremely sleep-deprived state, snotlout made a "your mum" joke to hiccup. before they knew she was alive. hiccup now brings it up whenever he needs to win an argument.

they use chicken, her babies, and the dragons to make weird, soap opera-esque performances. they get very creative.

they've all tried to learn gothi's stick language. the results vary. hiccup is fluent in it. fishlegs can understand most, but not all of the symbols. after that, it's ruffnut and tuffnut. snotlout and astrid can't understand it at all. languages are not their thing.

when they get drunk, it gets pretty weird. fishlegs is a paranoid drunk. snotlout cries, as does tuff. astrid gets unreasonably angry. hiccup tries - and fails - to complete stunts he's never attempted before. (thankfully, toothless doesn't allow this. he made that mistake once. never again.) ruffnut just flirts with people.

ruff has SO MUCH rizz. like, an ungodly amount of it. she pulls so many bitches (especially the wing maidens, cough cough).

the twins helped hiccup with making the dragon blade explode. many tests were conducted, and much property damage occured. eventually, they had to just move to an uninhabited island (aka prankster's isle) in order to test it properly.

Let's get cozy, friend.

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More of my Arcane Kid AU to heal your soul.

Jayce: look mom I have a weak leg! *leg over a 90 degree*

Also… I have no idea if Sky has any family…

Sharing some things that I did the last month

still silly in abo verse

Holi latinotiktok, se que en los medios tradicionales no se está hablando de lo que está pasando en las universidades de Argentina pero capaz esto puede servir como un medio de difusión(??). Básicamente para quienes no lo saben el presidente apuntó directo contra las universidades diciendo que eran un gasto público, que gastaban plata del estado en boludeces, que no sirven y que es mentira que los pobres van a la universidad. Por esto los alumnos nos estamos organizando en todo el país haciendo tomas, clases abiertas y manifestaciones muy grandes. En respuesta el gobierno mandó a policías a tratar de reprimir en las clases abiertas, e infiltrados en asambleas para tirar gas pimienta dentro de la universidad. A todo esto varios funcionarios del gobierno dieron a entender que íbamos a terminar desaparecidos como en los 70s y salen a llorar cada vez que pueden porque cagamos a piñas a un tarado que fue a hacerse el piola a la marcha universitaria y no se la banco.

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REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS

Too many beds

Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss

Really nice guy who hates only you

Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class

Divorce of convenience

Too much communication

True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)

Dating your enemy’s sibling

Lovers to enemies

Hate at first sight

Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead

Fake amnesia

Soulmates who are fated to kill each other

Strangers to enemies

Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating

Too hot to cuddle

Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground

Nursing home au

El mejor pirata que he visto.

Hehhe

Wait, beneath the sea floor?

OUGHGH??

OIUOHGHHVOIH!!!!!