Angryshelf - Hand Me A Caprisun

Swear to god, my “love-life” is why I have barely any attraction to people. Fictional characters are great, but as soon as I’m like “Oh, I kinda like this dude,” I’m hit with some unfortunate events

For 153 days, we’ve seen Palestinians taking care of not only fellow humans by sharing food with each other, helping save people from under the rubble, carrying random bloody strangers to hospitals, and lending a helping hand at any given, but we’ve also seen them, constantly, taking care of animals during the genocide.

this is so funny i literally can’t ple

⋆☆⋆Night Raven College on Twitter⋆☆⋆

CW: kys jokes, swearing, probably ooc, GN! reader, reader is NOT yuu, tiny bit of flirting (maybe)

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⛧ ᴀᴜᴛʜᴏʀꜱ ɴᴏᴛᴇ: tbh I only play twst to get daily rewards LMAO i actually didn’t know what to name ts💔

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ᴀʟʟ ʀɪɢʜᴛꜱ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴅɪꜱᴛʀɪʙᴜᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ©ᴘʟᴀꜱᴍᴀᴢᴋɪꜱꜱ. ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ʀᴇꜰʀᴀɪɴ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴄᴏᴘʏɪɴɢ, ʀᴇᴘᴏꜱᴛɪɴɢ, ᴛʀᴀɴꜱʟᴀᴛᴇ, ᴇᴛᴄ.

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damn this really just called me out in too many ways i’m not even aware of

Matchup for @ay-na

Congratulations you have a match with..

Vil Schoenheit!

★The connection between you and Vil Schoenheit is rooted in a shared sense of ambition, emotional depth, and a drive for self-improvement. Both of you hold yourselves to incredibly high standards, always striving to be the best version of yourselves in everything you do, whether it's academically, emotionally, or creatively. Vil’s intense perfectionism is mirrored in your own careful attention to detail, which makes him someone who truly understands your inner workings and your deep desire to improve. Your love for strategy and thinking before acting aligns perfectly with Vil’s calculated approach to life. He never rushes into things without considering every possible outcome, and that trait resonates deeply with you, as you tend to be more introspective and careful about your decisions as well.

★What sets Vil apart, however, is his drive to not just achieve, but to exceed expectations. While you may sometimes struggle with pushing yourself too far or neglecting self-care in the name of ambition, Vil has an innate understanding of balance. He knows the importance of taking care of one's mental and physical well-being, and that knowledge would be crucial in helping you navigate your own tendency to overwork yourself. He would encourage you to take breaks, to treat yourself with kindness, and to remember that even perfectionists need rest. Vil's gentle yet firm reminders would guide you to avoid burning out and ensure that you continue to grow at a pace that’s both sustainable and fulfilling.

★You are someone who tends to keep your emotions close to your chest. You value your solitude and often prefer not to burden others with your feelings, choosing to quietly work through them on your own. However, Vil, with his keen eye for detail, would notice the slightest changes in your behavior and moods. Whether it's a shift in your tone, body language, or the quiet tension that lingers in your expression, Vil would immediately pick up on it. And while he might not always vocalize his concern right away, he would be there, observing and offering subtle support when needed. Unlike many who might try to push you to open up too quickly, Vil would give you the space you need, offering gentle encouragement until you're ready to share what's on your mind.

★Your quiet strength would appeal to Vil, who often carries the weight of expectations from both the public and himself. He can relate to the internal pressure that comes from constantly being in the spotlight, and in a way, your emotional distance and introspection would give him a sense of relief. You wouldn’t demand his attention at all times, and that would allow him to find peace in your presence. The emotional support would be mutual,while you might not outwardly express your need for emotional intimacy, Vil’s actions and words would help you feel deeply cared for, allowing you to soften and trust him over time.

★One of Vil’s most endearing qualities is his loyalty, and this is a trait that you, too, deeply value. You tend to be slow to trust others due to your fear of betrayal, but once you’ve earned Vil’s trust, you would see a side of him that’s dedicated, protective, and unwavering. He would never betray your trust, and his word would mean everything to you. This bond of mutual trust and respect would be the foundation of a strong and lasting relationship between the two of you. You would know that no matter what happens, Vil would always be there for you, standing by your side when you need him the most.

★What makes Vil such a great match for you is his ability to inspire you to push past your self-imposed limitations. You may often doubt your abilities or feel insecure, especially when you’re facing a challenge that feels insurmountable. However, Vil’s unwavering confidence in your potential would help you see the strength and talent within yourself. He would not only believe in you but would actively encourage you to embrace your skills and talents, even when you find it difficult to do so. Vil’s perfectionism might sometimes come off as demanding, but his intentions are always to help you grow and reach your full potential.

★He would constantly challenge you to be better, but in a way that feels supportive rather than harsh. You might not always agree with his methods, but deep down, you’d understand that he only pushes you because he sees the greatness within you. His constructive feedback would help you sharpen your skills and develop an even deeper understanding of who you are and what you’re capable of. Your mutual drive for growth and improvement would foster a healthy sense of competition between the two of you, but not in a way that breeds animosity. Instead, it would be a motivating force that helps both of you push beyond your limits, with each of you acting as the other’s mirror,reflecting back what you could be if you just had the courage to take that next step.

★Vil’s love language, although subtle, is rooted in acts of service and words of affirmation. He would express his affection through small but meaningful gestures,whether it's leaving encouraging notes for you, cooking you a meal when you're feeling down, or helping you organize your thoughts when you’re overwhelmed. While you might not be the type to overtly express your feelings, Vil would have no problem letting you know just how much you mean to him. He would shower you with thoughtful words that let you know how important you are to him, ensuring that you never question your place in his life.

★On your end, you would show your affection in more understated ways. You might bake him his favorite treats, create little tokens of appreciation, or simply spend time with him, allowing him to feel your support without having to say anything at all. Your nurturing side would come out in moments when you see him struggling, and you would quietly offer your help in ways that only you know how. While you may sometimes feel guilty about not voicing your feelings as openly as you’d like, Vil would understand your quiet way of showing love and would appreciate the thoughtfulness behind it. In return, he would reassure you that his love for you is not dependent on grand gestures or constant verbal affirmation, but on the quiet, consistent care you give him in your own way.

★While your relationship with Vil would mostly be one of mutual respect and support, there would also be moments of challenge. You are both perfectionists, and there may be times when you clash over the best way to approach a situation or the ideal way to handle a problem. However, these disagreements would not lead to tension but would instead serve as opportunities for growth. You would both learn to compromise, finding ways to blend your styles in a way that allows you to achieve your goals without losing sight of each other’s needs.

★Vil, for all his confidence, can sometimes be a little too hard on himself, and you might find yourself stepping in to remind him that it's okay to not always be perfect. In turn, he would be there for you, encouraging you to step out of your shell when self-doubt creeps in, helping you see how capable you truly are. You would both challenge each other to be better, but you would do so in ways that strengthen your bond rather than undermine it. Your relationship would be one of constant evolution, where both of you grow together, pushing each other to reach new heights while also being there to catch each other when you fall.

English is not my first language so I'm sorry if there are any spelling mistakes!

Lucifer: very hungover and pissed off "Why the hell is my underwear in the freezer?!"

MC: "You said, "this is gonna confuse me so much tomorrow." Apparently drunk you likes to play pranks on sober you."

Lucifer:

MC: "Luc-"

Lucifer: "I've been blaming Satan and Belphie for centuries."

two and a half studios really woke up and chose violence when they gave us a cocky white-haired never-been-kissed pretty boy who calls us sunshine and blushes at the drop of a hat

needless to say, i’m hooked. so here’s a little post-ending 3 fluff (and kissing. lots and lots of kissing). hope you guys enjoy!

(also send me prompts pls! would love to write more for our little reaper ❤️)

light, which i stand in, warmed (grim/casper x gender neutral!reader, a date with death)

“You’re gonna have to relax, you know.” Your voice lilts with that teasing edge that Casper has come to expect, but even his familiarity with it isn’t enough to stop the heat from spilling into his cheeks. It’s your fault - you’re too damn close, too damn bright, and the way you’re looking at him, all soft and fond and wanting - it’s too much. 

“I am relaxed,” he lies, hiding his burning face in the crook of his arm. The bedsprings creak as you shift on top of the mattress, and his face flares hotter. 

It wasn’t like he hadn’t imagined this moment or others like it - he had, especially as those first faint stirrings of affection had begun to bloom within him every time you hopped into the chat. But his imaginings failed to hold a candle to the reality of your weight nestled against him, your warmth, the scent of your bed linens and the gentle curl of your fingers around his biceps as you lean over him. 

“You sure about this?” It isn’t the first time you’ve asked, and though Casper wants to snap that it should be pretty fucking obvious how certain he is, considering the whole absconding-from-his-reaper -duties-and-going-on-the-lamb-for-you thing, he can’t help but feel a gentle curl of warmth in the pit of his stomach as you squeeze at his arm, your gaze patient and soft.

“I’m sure,” he murmurs, retreating from the crook of his arm to meet your eyes. “Trust me. I can’t lie, remember?” 

Your lips quirk into a slanted smile. “I remember,” you tell him, and then you’re curling your fingers around his jaw and leaning down, leaning in. 

Casper watches your approach with bated breath, his heart leaping into his throat the moment your eyes slip closed and your lashes fan across your cheeks. Your breath is warm against his chin, your fingertips twitching against the line of his jaw, and when your mouth touches his, Casper is certain that the sound he makes will haunt him for the rest of his days.

His lids flutter as your lips move gently against his, soft, bare pressure that starts off a little dry, a little cautious, but soon becomes smooth, wet, deep.

Having no experience to speak of himself, Casper grudgingly allows you to take the lead. You guide his head with a warm palm against the apple of his cheek until you seem to find an angle you’re satisfied with, your lips fitting perfectly against his own, and Casper gasps into the kiss as your chest falls against his, your heartbeat just as quick as the one pounding at the base of his throat. 

“Ah - “ he whimpers as you pull away, before realizing what sound he’s just made and hurriedly jerking his gaze from yours. His face is on fire, his limbs tingling at every point of contact between you, and your soft laugh, colored with a fondness he can hear as well as feel in the sweetness of your touch, certainly isn’t helping. 

“More?” You murmur it against the curve of his jaw, your lips following soon after, and suddenly bereft of the ability to speak, Casper merely jerks his head in a nod and chases the curl of your smile, his hand rising to your cheek to pull you into another kiss.

You sigh against his mouth, a sound so sweet he immediately aches to hear it again. He shifts restlessly beneath you, unsure of how to make that happen and determined not to ask, until ultimately deciding that allowing his body to do as it wishes - to follow his impulses - is as sure a way to go as any. It’s gotten him this far, after all.

Winding his arms about your waist, he marvels at the heat of you, the way your shirt bunches beneath his hands, the sound you make as his knees press against your hips. His head feels fuzzy with affection, with desire, with fear, a heady cocktail that quickens his breath and turns his blood to rocket fuel.

And then your tongue grazes the seam of his lips, gently pushing through to tangle with his own, and the frazzled grim reaper can do little but gasp against your mouth and clumsily attempt to copy your movements, spine melting into the bedding below as his desire builds and builds, fire burning through his veins and settling hotly in the pit of his stomach.

Casper had never expected it to feel like this - so all-encompassing, so overwhelming, so hot. It’s like the moment he’d slipped into your soul and found the brightness residing there, brilliant and confusing and a little bit terrifying. He can’t control the noises spilling from his mouth - needy whimpers and hungry moans wrenched from the core of him, embarrassing if not for the fact that he’s managing in the midst of his own delirium to coax the same delicious sounds from you. 

He doesn’t want to let you go, but the need for air soon becomes impossible to ignore. Still, he doesn’t allow you to pull away completely until he’s pressed another kiss to your lips, and another, and another, until you’re laughing against his mouth and easing away, pushing gentle fingers through his pale hair in an apparent attempt to compromise. 

It doesn’t feel as good as your kisses did, but it’s just as sweet, the rhythmic strokes of your fingertips along his scalp sending pleasant little shivers down the reaper’s spine. 

“You’re so cute, Grimmy,” you murmur, and caught in a blissful haze, Casper can only grumble unconvincingly at the teasing moniker.

“Grim reapers are not cute, Sunshine,” he protests, though his words lack much in the way of conviction. He’s too content, his lips kiss-swollen and his body thrumming like a plucked string, to worry about your rather skewed opinions of grim reapers. 

Your eyes light up at the nickname he’d given you, given in sarcastic jest but now carrying far more meaning than he’d like to admit. “Former grim reapers, then,” you laugh, pillowing your head on his chest, and though the reminder of what he’s given up - rebelled against - should frighten him, your words only serve to bring a flush to Casper’s cheeks.

“You, too.” It’s a clumsy attempt at misdirection, but it serves its purpose, bringing a warmth to your cheeks that Casper can feel, muddled though it may be through the fabric that separates your flesh. 

That’s all that does, he realizes suddenly, a lump forming in his throat. You’re no longer just another soul out in the ether, extraordinary but unfamiliar, no longer just a collection of pixels smirking through a screen, no longer just a voice, a number, a name.

You’re here, a warm weight against his chest, the taste of your mouth lingering on his tongue. Soft breaths, shining eyes, a sweet curl of lips settled just over his heart.

His.

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