Concept: You walk outside one night and notice that there are two full moons. A few hours go by and they don’t seem to move.
You stare up at them.
They blink.
@i-am-a-snom what are you doing there?
third time i think i see a free parking spot only for another FUCKING GLOBSTER to be there
It's still good but it doesn't hit the same way ;-;
made curry, added to much water, it's now too liquid, fuck my life
Not from the US but my brother just explained to me that the reason why people chose an overgrown evil orange reincarnated as the onceler without anything that makes him a tumbler sexyman instead of just a regular woman that would make things better... is because they thought the failed assassination was divine intervention instead of the idiot having good security and the sniper being a teen and sucked at it, so yeah,
For those in the US, there is a petition demanding a recount and revote as well as an investigation about the sudden change in support. Your voice matters and I encourage you to sign!
Tumblr's biggest shitposter being a musician and game music developer will always be the biggest reality check ever
WATCH OUT!! ORC!!!!!!! (Also game devs and musicians needing production work, HIRE ME: imagery.audio@gmail.com)
if you ever feel like you are wasting your time, I spend my evening arguing with homophobic and transphobic Catholics on twitter
ninja wisdom from super dragon ninja ryu hayabusa
til that cordyceps can cause male secadas to behave like females to attract other males with the intention of breeding, these males then would get infected
okay i'm locking these in early i know what's gonna happen i'm calling it now