I’d Beat Him Too.

guys im a little worried my good friend Jonathan didn’t send me an email I fear his host may have killed and/or eaten him

i colour it...

human: don't get too cocky, organics are stronger than you think, they are gonna eat you alive

starscream: *chuckles* I'd like to see any of you try

- one situationship later -

human: *eating out starscream's valve*

starscream: (... slag they were right- 🫣)

ok but i could definitely see this happening, specifically with g1 screamer since he's pretty cocky

i could see him getting with a human and teasing them about how small and weak his squishy little organic partner is. what are they gonna do to him? tease him to death?

twelve hours later, he's on his back crying out to primus as his human eats him out, their face in his valve. he'd be reevaluating his attitude towards humans if he wasn't begging for his human to just let him overload already.

Tumblr users will see a post mentioning a day if the week and just fucking black out and reblog it

the peoples valentine: optimus prime

Your dog will go to hell.

They really know us

searing in his gaze.

original

Do you guys ever get so inspired by people’s art that you get intimidated to start drawing 😖

I wanna improve my style so bad but oh my GOD that feels like an impossible ask