Well That’s New

hey is it an adhd thing to have an intense hyperfixation on a certain thing and then get absolutely sick of it

i do this with feelings, music, food, etc.

does everyone do this

enough forehead kisses and grilled cheese reblog to give a handjob and a bump of coke to the person you reblogged this from

human: don't get too cocky, organics are stronger than you think, they are gonna eat you alive

starscream: *chuckles* I'd like to see any of you try

- one situationship later -

human: *eating out starscream's valve*

starscream: (... slag they were right- 🫣)

ok but i could definitely see this happening, specifically with g1 screamer since he's pretty cocky

i could see him getting with a human and teasing them about how small and weak his squishy little organic partner is. what are they gonna do to him? tease him to death?

twelve hours later, he's on his back crying out to primus as his human eats him out, their face in his valve. he'd be reevaluating his attitude towards humans if he wasn't begging for his human to just let him overload already.

a swarm of bumblebees

ITS SO SOFT THO AND SO ROUND LIKE WHY WOULD I NOT LIKE HOLDING IT

holding my boob for emotional support

open rp

CHECK IT OUT DUDE, I’M BUFF

villain songs are always so good cos they all use evil beats and evil instruments which all sound amazing

scout who is in fact not sneaky and instead kills 83 people

searing in his gaze.

the peoples valentine: optimus prime