Turn Your Vampire Au Into A Adventure Time Au 🍬🍬

IDC LOOK AT THIS.

now tell me this isn't just awesome

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I forgot I made a couple of mini vine compilations when they announced the end of vine

SHOUTOUT TO REALSHADOWFAN01 ON TWITTER DOT COM FOR THE SIZE OF THIS MASSIVE FUCKING W

Me: When the Day Met the Night is a super sweet song but isn’t the sun and moon falling in love with each other a bit cheesy?

Also me: …

ALL WAS GOLDEN WHEN THE DAY MET THE NIGHT

What if you died and went to heaven and god said "tell jesus this bad pun when you see him next" and then god died

Every fall out boy song is like *nonsense lyric* *nonsense lyric* *the most profound cunt serving couplet in the English language since Shakespeare that sends you straight back to middle school* *nonsense*

if i were a child with psychic powers i would simply kill everyone who stood in my way

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.