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Where/When did the tua kids end up??

Tbh I first thought that they landed in the right timeline just in a different place, cos the newspaper on the table read April 2nd 2019. But then the age of the sparrow kids come into play since they should be as old as the tua kids but they look like teens (tho they could be 30 year olds in uniform, we didn’t get a good look at most of them rly).

The alternate reality theory makes sense cos they never rly stopped the first apocalypse, they just went back to the sixties to save themselves and nothing they did there should have impacted the first apocalypse, so there shouldn’t be a 2nd April in their timeline. Except for the fact that Reginald seemed to have expected them to arrive when they did.

Tbh I’d rather it wasn’t an alternate timeline cos then the third season would just be the umbrella kids trying to go back to their own time AGAIN. In the comics, the sparrow academy coexists with the umbrella academy, they just weren’t told about the sparrow academy (shocker ╮(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)╭). Who knows, maybe we’ll get a supervillain next season or maybe Diego will finally get over his hero complex

Soooo the last bnha episode......

I feel like god was one of the og fanfic writers

like, he saw this planet full of blorbos, meow meows, what have you and just. chewed them up. threw so much angst and trauma at them and was having a great time

until he threw his own oc into the mix and chilled tf out

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

Only Gordon can roast just by eating a hamburger

ok ok I’ll STOP now (me when I lie)

Someone *tries to tell me something*

My brain:

Me: Sorry, what was that? I couldn’t hear you over the sound of my heart

breaking

ODYSSEUS TELLING CIRCE “I can’t” AnD PENELOPES MOTIF PLAYING

JAY YOU CANT DO THIS

“She’s my everything, my Penelope.”

PLEASE SIR

“How do I get one of those?”