What Do You Mean This Isn't What Happened

Okay, but Plo Koon trying to play match maker for his troops.

He does it mainly to tease the Wolf pack but also deep down Plo is such a romantic sap. Besides, it’s not like there’s any rules against him helping his troops find love. So anytime he sees an interaction that’s a little more than friendly between one of the Wolf pack and someone he starts to tease them.

“Do you fancy anyone, Sinker?”

“Wha-No!”

“What about the mechanic who you were speaking to in the hangar yesterday? They seemed rather keen of you.”

“General, please stop.”

Or

“Were you flirting with the medic, Wolffe?”

“Of course not, sir.”

“Then that isn’t their number that you’re currently holding?”

“I-er-It’s purely for medical purposes!”

“I see.”

Plo telling embarrassing stories to each of the Wolf pack’s crushes when he finally meets them. Like how Sinker got his head stuck that one time, or when Comet tasered himself in training, and how Wolffe called Plo Koon by the wrong name for the first week of being assigned to him, etc. Just Plo being a dad who wants his boys to be happy but also wants to cause them as much distress along the way as he can.

Echo: You know, when I first met you I thought you were a real bitch. Crosshair: What changed your mind? Echo: Oh, now I know that you’re a fake bitch. Why do you ask?

MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU!!!

My Bad Batch Season 2 Finale Response...

No, no, no, no, NO! Tech is NOT dead and you can’t convince me otherwise! 

My proof you may ask? Well here you go…

Evidence One- Tech’s goggles

Dr. Hemlock, while talking to Hunter, claimed that Tech’s broken goggles were all he could salvage. The shattered goggles had no blood, no crimson stains, and getting cut by glass will stain the glass with blood. Agreed? Also Tech was wearing a helmet when he fell, and his goggle are strapped around Tech’s head. How would his goggles come off his head and be the “only thing salvageable” if they were on Tech. Tech has also jumped, been pushed around, and fell several times in the series, but his goggles had never come off once. He has never even taken them off, just adjusted it from time to time. Hemlock also is known to be a liar, as shown that he never intended to take Omega in exchange for her brothers, but capture them all. A likely explanation for Tech’s goggles being found is that either he had taken them off, or had it taken away, or it had actually fallen or washed away from him.

Evidence Two- Previous Survivals of Other Characters

In prior films and shows, characters have been shown to survive impossible situations, like…

Gregor (Clone Wars/Bad Batch)- Gregor survived a large explosion while saving the D-Squad. He promised to make his way back, and he did. While the odds of survival were unlikely, Gregor has reappeared in The Bad Batch with no casualties. 

Echo (Clone Wars/Bad Batch)- Echo also survived an explosion with the cost of his legs, arm, and several body systems. He was taken as a Separatist Prisoner by the Skako Union and was used for experimentation and a weapon against the Republic. He was saved by Rex, Anakin, Tech, Wrecker, Crosshair, and Hunter, and survived and is in The Bad Batch.

Fennec Shand (The Mandalorian/Book of Boba Fett)- Fennec Shand was found dead by Boba Fett from a gut-shot blaster wound. She was brought back to life by replacing her damaged systems with mechanical ones. This allowed her to be perfectly fine and make an reappearance later in The Mandalorian and Book of Boba Fett.

Darth Maul (The Phantom Menace/Clone Wars)- Maul was sliced in half by Obi-Wan Kenobi and then presumed dead by everyone. He reappeared to seek revenge roughly 11 or 12 years later, with new mechanical legs.

Anakin Skywalker (Revenge of the Sith)- He had his legs and arm cut off, and then was burned by LAVA. Survival chances were impossible and yet he survived to become Darth Vader, feared Sith Lord.

Evidence Three- A Useful Asset

As an enhanced clone with an Exceptional Mind and Skills, Tech would either be able to survive the fall and escape, or he has been captured by the Empire. Why would Dr. Hemlock waste a chance to unlock more “scientific knowledge” by leaving Tech to die? Why not take him as a hostage like Crosshair and Omega? Hemlock did want to take the rest of the Batch for questioning.

Even if Tech has been captured for an Imperial experiment...HE IS ALIVE. He has a chance. I know it. I’m probably just ranting into the void, but I’m suffering for one of my favorite characters- OK?

Echo: Want to hear a hard riddle?

Hunter: Sure.

Echo: A rooster laid an egg on a roof. Which way did it roll?

Hunter: ...down?

Echo: N-

Crosshair: Who cares about which way it rolled, it would be scrambled eggs by then.

Echo:

Echo: No, it's that roosters don't lay eggs...

Doodle while I procrastinate packing for a trip ✌️✌️

Average research mission with these two

you guys remember the cargo ship with weapons and supplies for israel that protesters delayed from departing the port of oakland a couple days ago? it’s now in tacoma, washington and the protesters there have kept the ship docked for over 12 hours now.

there is also currently groups of indigenous americans on canoes physically blocking the ship from leaving.

it’s fucking incredible activism but course this won’t get even an ounce of the media coverage it deserves.

this might be the stupidest thing I´ve made this year but you don´t just ignore 1 am epiphanies

rushed but idc my babies are back!