Hc That The Ghost Kings Have Inside Jokes. Like Hua Chengs Is “at Least I Didnt Wait Centuries For

Hc that the ghost kings have inside jokes. Like Hua Chengs is “at least i didnt wait centuries for a hobo”. Qi Rong’s is “at least my cousin loves me” and then He Xuan just has so fucking many.

They meet up for hot girl shit and argue yk. As ghost kings do. They sit in ghost city and eat and talk shit. Every now and then, Hua Cheng and Qi Rong will get into a full blown argument over something stupid(usually Xie Lian). Because Hua Cheng is the definition of a simp and Qi Rong is a Xie Lian anti. Anyways, they go at it like back and forth right and the SECOND He Xuan joins in, everything goes silent.

And they both just turn and look at him and then tear into his entire fucking SOUL. Like it’s relentless. If he wasn’t dead before then he sure is dead now. It goes a bit like.

“You’re both insufferable so can we finish eati-“

“Oh i just KNOW you aren’t talking. Say, Qi Rong, do you remember asking the fateless ocean dweller for his input?”

“…”

“No actually I don’t remember that. I don’t talk to people who fumbled millions of fucking bags AND have no bitches. Do you, Hua Cheng?”

“Fuck off-“

“No, neither do I. I mean what would we even ask for? How to ruin our lives a second time??”

“I-“

And then they both talk over him. Back and forth like;

“Oh! I got it. He must have thought have we were asking about how to win his ex back after beheading his brother, forcing him to stare at a corpse-“

“Oh don’t forget gifting the guys severed head back to his ex on her birthday-“

“-and then stalking said ex for years before going back to ocean and quite literally sleeping with fucking fishes.”

“I think he’s a fishfucker.”

“So why on Earth would we ask a fishfucking-

“bottom dwelling”

“bitchless”

“friendless”

“crossdressing.”

“fateless”

“domainless”

And the list just goes on while He Xuan sinks in his fucking chair.