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Portal hlvrai crossover....au......

SOME OF MY THOUGHTS AND IDEAS are under the cut!!

1) I always found it really funny how aperture has this insane amount of "what to do in case of an alien invasion" recordings. I mean...they had to record them BEFORE the actual invasion started right? They were completely delusional and ended up right. My idea was, that in this wild mix/ swap of Aperture and Black mesa, Black mesa decided to build a security system ai - Benrey. First to keep all the important stuff away from contenders (hence his obsession with identity verification), and then they upgraded the guy to keep the laboratory intact if some crazy alien shit starts to happen. And it did. Now, years in the future, recently awakened from his stasis Gordon has to make his way out of the Laboratory with Benrey on his tail. At first he helps him, but ..well...Gordon doesn't have his id and breaks company property in his attempts to escape so their "friendship" doesn't last long.

2) I also had an idea of making Gman a management core of the lab. He hires personal, keeps everything organised and technically runs the place. When everything went down he just put everyone to sleep to keep the company assets intact. Eventually he broke down, which transferred most of the control functions to Benrey and killed most of the people that were put in the stasis

3) Tommy is a reserve version of the management core. Gman was supposed to be replaced by him if anything went wrong with him, but...well...there were no conscious scientists to do that. To escape from the lab Gordon needs to transfer control of the lab from Benrey to Tommy.

4) They are followed by Coomer and Bubby, who were initially made as testing androids, but now think about themselves as scientists

5) my friend (@/mrrrcesare !!!!) and I joked about Tommy being an orphan that was raised by the turrets. You can call him...Tommy Turretta.... ANYWAYS, as he is a reserve piece of a really important technology, Black mesa saw fit to give him turret guns and fill him with bullets, so despite him not having any hands in this au, he still has a trigger finger

REBLOG IF YOU WOULD DATE A TRANS-BOY OR TRANS-GIRL

THIS IS IMPORTANT

Sidney!!!! Nuuuuuu ;–;

Not Jack and Basil now ;-;! Somebody needs to give Michael a big hammer to the head. Killing all the ones we love the most.

Somebody stop this man before he end his work.

This pizzeria simulator is full of dead people, someone call the police

Oh god, this is deep

I know who you are

If Kai took a different strategy to saving Lloyd in the first spinjitsu master’s tomb.

Kai: You may have fooled everyone else, Morro, but you can’t fool me.

Morro: What does this have to do with what we’re doing?

Kai: A lot actually. You act like you’re stronger than everyone else but actually just a little bit of water and you’re helpless.

Morro’s grin falls.

Morro: Shut up.

Jay: Kai what are you doing?

Zane seems to have figured it out and stealthily leaves the group.

Kai: I know you steal what isn’t yours just because you think you deserved to be the green ninja, even though deep down you know it was never going to be yours no matter what!

Morro: I said shut up!

Morro raises the sword up to Lloyd’s throat.

Cole: Kai! Whatever your plan is, it isn’t working! Stop it!

But Kai pressed on.

Kai: I know you know all you’re doing is hurting your family just for power! And that this this monster you want to bring here and these ghosts don’t care about you at all!

Morro drops Lloyd and points the sword at Kai. He jumps down off the cliff to charge at him.

Morro: I SAID SHUT UP!

His rage distracting him from the nindroid meeting him in the middle, kicking the sword out of Morro’s hand and causing Morro to land inches from the water.

The other ninja go to attend to an injured Lloyd, while Kai picks up the sword and holds it near Morro’s face. The two look each other in the eye.

Kai: I know who you are Morro, because you’re me.

lo dudó

☆ Ryker Dublin rentry graphics ☆ self-indulgent

F2U with credit + reblog

Pull on my wires. Pull on my fucking wires.

prompt 10 - skeleton

imagine being ethos lab at your stupid ass fucking desk stupid fucking mouse pad from a defunct 90s tech store rotting from the inside out stupid kleenex box stupid sideways mouse bitch in the goddamn canadian wilderness on your dead decrepit amish farmland nobody around for miles except the occasional car crash lights all off monitor at 30 brightness illuminating your face opening a screenshot of your wild life episode one recording in ms paint and very carefully zooming in and cropping it to perfectly centre frame the minecraft avatar of the man you have been in a back and forth gay ass faux relationship for a decade the man who has said before he would read fanfiction of you both romantically the man who has called you his boyfriend so that everyone can see he is the focus HE is the focal point of the episode he is the call he is the main attraction saving that image uploading it to youtube (WHICH YOU NEVER DO) and hitting publish and then just leaving your desk and going to bed alone like it means nothing and if you close your eyes the monitor burn into the back of your retina shows you his ghost

Sillys