I Can't Believe She Can Touch Me And Feel Nothing At All

omg the weather is getting colder would be such a shame if a girl wanted to hold hands to keep them warm haha imagine that

im hypnotizing your girl through imessage games, better come get her before she's mine

the opps can never know how much I fundamentally fuck with any kind of flavored milk

smash your head into the keyboard more often, gets the fuzzies out faster

when The Killers said "I've got soul but I'm not a soldier" and Boygenius said "always an angel, never a god" and Taylor said "they see right through me, I see right through me" x500 I really felt that

holy shit and when i thought my year couldn't get any worse

*attempting to sleep in a bathtub* i wish i was a snake

You know the worst thing about having divorced parents? I can’t put them in a group chat. Like, I send them the SAME THING but oh not in the same chat nooo that’s too weird

hyperfixation sucks I think just a little too hard about a guy who isn't even real and I could start crying any second

welcome to my mind swimming pool