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I just LOVE making myself feel miserable

ohhhh judas betrayed jesus with a kiss. ok i’ll do u one better. john lennon and paul mccartney morphed into one horrible tragic being that transformed western culture as we know it. paul has just been nominated for a grammy for a song that john wrote before he was murdered over forty years ago. john wanted a divorce and paul wanted to kill himself. they grew up together. they turned into each other. they weren’t gay they were something much much worse and whatever it was still lives and breathes in practically every song you’ve ever listened to. also they masturbated in the same room once or twice

i accept constructive criticism as long as it makes it funnier

Everyone who got an advanced copy of the McLennon book yesterday - are you done reading it yet? Can you tell us everything and or send it to me? 😂😘

Poem is “Short Distance Friendship” by Lyndsay Rush 💜

So yeah… I can’t stop listening to the real life/love demo

Always on his mind 👀

I’ll get you in the end

Got soft. Found a ref. Here it is. Idk

Hmmmmmmm I wonder why John didn’t sing “to know HER is to love HER” instead? 👀

Me when I see a song by John and Paul written after the Beatles break-up:

12/1/2024

The fag of the day is Paul McCartney!

John on the possibility of a Beatles reunion in 1973

How many times do I have to say this? 😤 There’s simply nothing interesting or unusual about the fact that Paul authorized a 654-page biography about his time in a four person band and then the back cover only mentions his love for ONE of those four people. Idk why anyone would expect him to mention George or Ringo by name on the back cover or inside jacket of a 654-page book about their story!! 🙄🙄🙄 As I’ve said hundreds of times before on this blog, there is nothing to see here!! 🙂‍↔️

Paul’s Lyrics book; why is this note here?

Next to the lyrics from ‘I’ll Get You’ is a note from Mimi to John, telling him she is going out for an hour : which begs the question; why is this note here? Let me rephrase; why has Paul included a note that tells us that that a young John and Paul had the house to themselves for an hour? And why, of all the media Paul could have chosen, is this accompanying a teenage declaration of love, which has, Paul helpfully tells us ‘some schoolboy humour’ about ‘I’ll get you in the end’ . (Sorry, I can’t sense his tone. Is he talking about trying to get a chaste kiss or bum sex)

Ok now I have more questions; why has Paul held onto this note for 60 years.. it’s not even a memento of his family. There’s no scribbled lyrics on the other page. The ‘explanation’ of the lyrics talk about Mimi and Mendips, but surely he has something better than *this* to illustrate her character?

I mean… it’s almost like, maybe, I don’t know, something happened for the first time during the time that they had the house to themselves , and Paul being the sentimental and horny romantic he is, has decided to keep this as a memento, and it works perfectly next to a song about chaste kisses. Or ahem, something something getting your end away.

Side note: John sings the beginning of this to Paul in Get Back! ‘Imagine I’m in love with you/it’s easy cause I know’

11/6/2024

The fag of the day is Paul McCartney

op @/maccaultra on tiktok

i’m actually gonna vomit and die now thanks

Mclennon hug

Right now, I love you more right now 🪐

so they like definitely absolutely fucked right

Spotify wrapped read me to filth 😅

Who would even notice that?? Unless you’d practiced writing his last name as your own a thousand times, like a schoolgirl with a gel pen and a fresh binder 😚

Beatles Alignment Chart

Pls make your best case in the comments

Reading We All Shine On by Elliot Mintz - and I can’t help but wonder how many secret Beatle children are out there… am I really supposed to believe that with all of John, Paul, George, and Ringo’s sexscapades that there aren’t a few, maybe even MANY, other Beatle kids??

11/16/2024

Our fag of the day is Paul McCartney!

Screaming, crying, throwing up

In my life, I loved you more

I'm still amazed by John Lennon's duality on the album Imagine. Recording Imagine and How do you sleep on the same album is very controversial. Like, "Imagine everyone living life in peace" except you, Paul McCartney, pest from hell! You should have died, you fake. You just made some good music and think you're the best, just because it's beautiful and there's a lot of assholes behind you. You're going to fall apart without me." One of two things: either he was bipolar or he was hypocritical as hell.