Update: Kámo Jsem Si Měla Radši Přečíst Nějaký Old Man Yaoi, Ta Premedikace Před Celkovou Anestezií

rip Ray Bradbury, you would've loved reels and shorts and the endless for you page and raycon wireless earbuds and plasma tvs and fried attention spans and reaction channels and vr and parasocial twitch streamers

dear parents,

just because your child is smiling at their phone doesn't mean they have a boyfriend / girlfriend. maybe they're just looking at Luke Dale Audition Tapes (2015 - 2018)

it may have been done before but I desperately need a Death Note AU where L is a native English speaker BUT whenever Light talks about him, he goes "yeah L sounds fluent but sometimes he says things even I can't translate". And then it turns out L is like Scottish or something.

Light's internal monologue: just you wait, L. I have the upper hand! I'll find out your true name and become the God of the New World!!

L's internal monologue: yer granny gets bullied at the bingo hall

První středoevropská drag queen

(bitva-u-Uherského-Broducore) (zdroj: bylo mi to odhaleno ve snu)

Me: Yo I got that dawg in me

The ATF agent hiding in the bushes behind my house:

jakože kluk a kluk?? aha, a kdo z vás je ten, co kapituluje??

generál Sherman??? what, you like to share men??? 🤨

Víte, jak štěká zlý východoněmecký pes?

Haf.

A víte, jak štěká zlý západoněmecký pes?

:))

Last Song: Comatose by sød ven

Favourite colour: I call it "military green" - not the camo pattern, but the average colour of military uniforms. And white (yes it is a colour). (oof, saying "I love white and military green" doesn't sound good now does it)

Currently watching: HOUSE MD LET'S GOOO MEDICAL MALPRACTICE!!1! And From Dusk Till Dawn, occasionally

Last movie: Probably The Mummy (1999)

Sweet/Savoury/Spicy: Ooh, I'd take salty haha. Like a nice pot of pasta or a juicy sandwich. I'm getting old.

Relationship status: still waiting for Alec Scudder fancams on Pinterest (that's single lmao)

Current obsession: Dostoyevsky, Dan and Phil, House MD... and writing more! :))

Uhhh @lesilence @jahodenka-angrestovka @zapisky-zavislaka and anyone who would like to :)

nine people i want to get to know better

very late because my ass is just distracted, but i was tagged by @nigesakis! thank you so so much! <3

LAST SONG? - your body, my temple by will wood.

FAVORITE COLOR? - red. but i also like black, gold and all the swampy greens.

CURRENTLY WATCHING? - still finishing up trust fx, and slowly going through one (or two) rewatches of the terror (amc). have been slowing down because i don't have the head for it or the time, sadly, i've been on the move this month, but when i'll settle down a bit i can't wait to go back to everything.

LAST MOVIE? - rewatched il gattopardo by visconti because it was on tv and i've been tempted to do so for weeks before that.

SWEET/SPICY/SAVORY? - savory, mostly. but i don't mind sweet unless it's too much, and i can handle some spicy until it triggers a rosacea flare up.

RELATIONSHIP STATUS? - blessed to have the most wonderful, understanding, smart, handsome, interesting and devoted human being as a partner. he's my soulmate, i know it.

CURRENT OBSESSIONS? - iwtv, of course. also i specifically am very obsessed with the lemon biscuits i've been eating since i returned from home.

LAST THING YOU GOOGLED? - details on how to clean plastic from limescale lol. wanted to make sure whatever i use won't ruin it.

tagging more than 9 people, ofc (no pressure, and sorry if you've already done this, i honestly haven't been keeping track since i'm not on tumblr much lately):

@apocoeurlypse @goodsirbeasts @georges-chambers @abrahamvanhelsings @gabriestat

@suricatesblog @troiades @wrenling @oulious @endof-vanity

@saintdundy @solittles @chiefsweetner @monstrousdaughter @scribl1ta

@mothofmay @homosneksual @holy-moth @evilios @mcfallen-god

@most-sane-hoyo-player @bpdlestatdelioncourt @attacus-atlas-the-moth

so I'm making an opp-unity playlist, which makes me want to google fashwave --> I realize I probably shouldn't add it to the playlist since then the people behind it will make money --> I listen to one of the songs out of pure curiosity --> It's really really good --> fuck me dude

hear me out