Girls Are Asking Me To "touch The Demon Inside Of Them." Chill I Haven't Even Had Breakfast Yet

i love tumblr because like. I dont have to post. Your telling me I can kist steal other peoples posts and put them on MY blog?? splendid. Wonderful. I cant remember the last time a actually wrote a post.

anyways take this fucking hilarious screenshot from M&L brothership (been hyperfixating on this game like crazy you dont even know)

last night i dreamed that instead of the following page there was the fucking page, which was the exact same as the normal following page except sometimes there would be a random post with a big rock in it that would crush the post under it

Aro/Ace at a wedding

Friend: "Aww, doesn’t the bride and groom look so in love?"

Me: obsessively watching the cake being wheeled in "Yeah… cute."

luigi: beepadebapo :3 mario: hrrhbrhrbhrhlrhhrgrghgrrglglglgblgglblglblgbl

best part of running games of jackbox for random library teens was definitely all the times when jackbox would prompt them to be vulgar and i would be like i hope everyone can really impress me with how clever and not obvious their jokes are and this completely worked on them they were like i must find a joke even better than cum. but is it possible...? i must try. for Her. a woman who i just met who works at the library

woke agenda? nah man. asleep agenda. snoring agenda. snrrrk mimimimi agenda. only times written in this agenda are bedtimes

ok so

there was this like, cinnamon square cereal (not cinnamon toast crunch, they had like holes in the middle) that my dad got a while back, but he must’ve gotten them from like, the deep dark depths of the pantry, because that shit was as hard as ROCKS. Like, even in milk it was impossible to try and bite through. And the worst part was it was the only thing we hd for breakfast, so if i wanted sustenance, rocks it is.

brefaste

My dealer: got some straight gas😛🔥 this strain is called “Voices of the Void”🌌🔭👽. You’ll be zonked outta your mind. 💯

Me: yeah. Whatever. I don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude I swear I saw something out in those woods.

My buddy Omega Kerfur, pacing: STOLAS is lying to us.

Running him over