Swimby Cat :)))

last night i dreamed that instead of the following page there was the fucking page, which was the exact same as the normal following page except sometimes there would be a random post with a big rock in it that would crush the post under it

“Use tags to help your posts reach your target audience” bitch please i dont have a target audience. I toss my ramblings out into the void and if anyone sees them, well, good for them

I need to find whoever made this image and give them a hug because it has made my life better in so many ways

I saw this gif on discord and added half-life sfx to it

be right back im going to kill my friend

Running him over

see 0 note flop posts aren't that bad when they're personal but 0 note fandom posts feel literally so bad. like if you don't wanna play toys with me anymore just say that. i'll pack up my super cool awesome things and go and i'll sit on the other side of the playground by myself and i won't even look at you. fuck

where did it go

having a staring contest with the spider on my wall as i eat breakfast. He knows i cant reach him. Hes mocking me. The second you get down from there your DEAD you hear me!!!!!!! (aggressively eats a bite of cereal)