Reblog If You're A Sick Individual Who's Attracted To Women Over 30

Don’t mind me just autism

so you're new to portal (2007)/portal 2 (2011)

comics

required reading: lab rat and there are a couple of other, shorter official comics

turret lullaby

randolph the red-nosed turret (preserved on portalwiki)

videos

thinkwithportals.com has most of the ad shorts in one place, but not included there are

portal is free

aperture science romance safety compliance guide

perpetual testing initiative

audio

the portal 2 soundtrack is free online!

glados and cave johnson both have dota2 announcer packs

"don't say goodbye" is an unused glados song that ellen mclain WROTE

apocrypha

aperture desk job is free on steam

portal 2: the final hours is $2 and worth it

significant appearances in both poker night 2 and lego dimensions (including another glados song)

the portal ARG and potatofoolsday ARG

concept art!! (rip portal 2 art book, I will never be over you)

AND you can't forget the old aperturescience.com (archived by valve, thank god) you can look up commands to navigate it but I'd start by trying "help"

I KNOW this isn't everything, I haven't played the VR stuff and don't even know where to start with it, feel more than free to pile on

I want a alt gf who lives in at least the same state:(

Orana: Wha- why?

Diana: Even my mother-

Donna: And who are you?

Yara: I'm Yara Flor. Currently, I'm a Wonder Girl and but I'm fated to the next Wonder Woman after there untimely demise.

Donna: What? But I'm supposed to become Wonder Woman if and when Diana dies.

Nubia: You forget yourself. It is my destiny to be Wonder Woman, not you.

Donna: You're joking, right?

Artemis: Both of you are being ridiculous, I'll be Wonder Woman when your princess dies.

Donna: Oh? To die almost instantly just like the last time you held the mantle.

Artemis: I lasted much longer than you. And I most definitely lasted longer than you, Orana.

Orana: I didn't even say anything.

Cassie: Hey, don't rule me out. I have a chance of being Wonder Woman too.

Artemis: You are a child.

Cassie: A child who'll kick your you @$$. Yours too Orana.

Orana: Again, I didn't even say anything. What did I even do to you?

Yara: This is getting out of hand.

Hippolyta: How dare you? All of you?

Donna: My queen, forgive m--

Hippolyta: I will be Wonder Woman when that b!tch croaks!

Diana: *Who was standing there the the whole time*!?

Autistic adults: *exist*

Neuro-typical : *points to autistic adults* is this a child in adult body

Stg some neuro-typicals need to not

People to my one str8 friend

trying to make friends who are obsessed with the same ships as you

Kaa the snake from the jungle book deserves more love. Kaa and Charier cat are my favorites.❤️

Wonder Woman was a huge feminist icon with a great story and more importantly good to add on now she’s the girl of the big 3 to be drawn as a porn objects! Agh same for the fucken marvel

I snap at my mom when I am overwhelmed and have no felt safety. I feel horrible for snapping at her but I am not in the head space to apologize right away. And I can’t say it face to face

Hanging out with mom in her room. Sees handcuffs on her bed frame 🥲🤧👁👄👁

When I got to Kate I snickered ppl looked at me 🫣

What would the batfamily go undercover as?

Dick: a cop because it's the only way I'll accept that canon

Jason: Nightwing with a machine gun

Tim: bringing back Alvin Draper and Caroline Hill

Damian: a bus driver

Duke: he can just turn invisible

Cullen: himself—he's not a known public figure

Stephanie: a pizza delivery girl… with a mustache

Cassandra: a bog witch

Barbara: an eccentric professor

Harper: a janitor with headphones

Carrie: a houseplant

Kate: straight

Alfred: a Stan Lee cameo

Selina: a dog walker

Bruce: Clark Kent