My Toxic Trait Is Thinking I Would Be Immune To Valentine's Manipulation Tactics And Able To See Through

kinda love it when Alec is described wearing a ratty sweater because like yeah he is the Consul. he’s a pretty important person, he spearheaded the Alliance, he’s also the husband of a powerful warlock and father of two. but at his roots he is still just a guy with no fashion sense.

The day I don't is the day I'll be buried

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people who get excited about stars, moons and sunsets are my kind of people

Being a writer is hard, what do you mean I can write the most beautiful poetry and flawless texts marvelous enough to awe Brönte or Dostoyevsky at 3 am but then I can't speak a sentence without either cursing like a sailor or pulling the most vulgar metaphors. Who dared to curse me in such a torturous and medieval way, forcing me to speak like I was born in the lower years of the 2000's, which I indeed was (but that's not the point).

shut the hell up this is one of the funniest things Magnus has ever said 😭

It's the “ugh, men” and then I drastically fall for every boy with pretty eyes that looks like he reads Greek mythology and has a pretty accent. Like... wtf girl?! Where are my standards? Oh yeah, in hell, where I left them last time I liked a guy.

Fuck writers using AI. Be for real right now, if you're not capable of using your own mind and words to create what you want, don't write. I've met people who use it as a method to maybe get names. Fine...to a certain degree, that is.

What happened to writers being tortured souls, carving every inch of themselves out to pour it, to bleed on paper, more modernly, on a document? What happened to talent, to needless urge to write the most beautiful poems ever and put them on a paper for people to marvel at?

Now brainless morons are using an app that sells off plagiarism to write books? If you can't do it, don't do it. Centuries of marvelling authors, authors that writers nowadays use as a model of what they want to achieve, getting replaced by freaking ChatGPT? Shame on you.

Dishonour on you, dishonour on your family, dishonour on your cow!

do you think dead Shadowhunters watch from heaven what their descendants do? Nah cause just imagine

Jace: To love is to destroy, and to be loved is to be destroyed

Everyone in heaven: *staring at Will*

Will: ok first of all, this isn't my fault

...

Kit: *moves with Jem and Tess after feeling rejected by his crush*

Cordelia: oh my angel

Cordelia: oh my angEL JAMES COME HERE YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT I'VE JUST SEEN

...

Alec: *coming out to his parents*

Anna: *aggressively slams her hand on the table* OK EVERYONE, YOU OWE ME AT LEAST FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS. I DON'T CARE IF I'M DEAD ABD DON'T NEED MONEY CHARLES JUST SHUT UP

...

Kieran, Mark and Cristina: *being poly*

Will: OH RAZIEL, WHY DIDN'T I THINK ABOUT THAT, THIS IS A BRILLIANT IDEA

Matthew: Yeah! *Looks at Cordelia and James* Wy didn't we think about that too?!

Cordelia: Matthew, we don-

James: no no wait he has a point

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Kit: some idiot named W.H. wrote on this books

Will: WHO YOU CALLIN AN IDIOT YOU LITTLE SHIT

Charlotte: Will wait hES A BABY-

...

Sophie: look at Isabelle. She's just so good. She has a lot of dates!

Gideon and Gabriel: *proud*

Cecily: yes but ... where's the flirting awkwardness that distingues Lightwoods? The thing that Thomas, Gideon and Gabriel have?

Thomas: hey-

Alastair: yeah she's right, where is it?

Alec: *just doing anything*

Alastair: ah there it is

“is this character good or bad” “is this ship unproblematic or not” “is this arc deserving of redemption or not” girl…

Nothing, and I mean nothing, is more useful to writers than pregnant people's baby name webs.

Nobody, and I mean nobody, spends more time on pregnant people's baby name webs than writers.