Alec And Clary's Friendship Has Truly Come A Long Way Considering That It Started By Alec Insisting A

dorian & basil siblings and now white heathcliff. gothlit enjoyers are in the fucking trenches this year

Funny how both tmi and twp start with a herondale having prophetic dreams of their stb love interests

The fact that Jace Herondale is half British, half French unsettles me to a deep level. What do u mean, he's not just a random ass New Yorker? What do you mean Stephen Herondale isn't Texan/Australian, but British? Who are u trying to lie to, CC?

Bitches be like "I love Matt" but actually love Esther more.

It's me. I'm bitches.

I’m really curious if Kit knew that he was bi before meeting Ty or was that boy his gay awakening 😭

I have never suffered more in my life, needles to say I now recommend it to all of my friends

I'm not kidding when I say that after finishing lord of shadows I had to punch the wall a couple of times, eventually got up and started pacing around my room, head in hands, then buckled up laughing in disbelief. had to check the book to verify did this actually happen.

Can we take a brief moment to talk about how PERFECT Maryse and Robert would have been in another universe?

They're such a common trope, people, and such a good one, but gone wrong.

Like, be fr, hot, gorgeous, smart, short-tempered, stubborn, I will kill u if u piss me off, traumatized gf, and I'm just a fictional adult, might be gay (bi), why's m bff so hot, quiet, traumatized as hell, let me stay in the shadows, twink bf?????

Also, can we talk about what a perfect mix Alec and Izzy came out to be? Like, black hair, blue eyes, got them looks from Maryse. Alec is like super introverted, which in my delulu head canon is a trait he got from Robert, together with the awkwardness and quietness (plus the poker face), which reminds Maryse of the young Robert she fell in love with (pulled that out of nowhere, don't question it).

And I just know Izzy's just a copy of young Maryse and you CANNOT convince me otherwise.

Anyways

Let's have a minute of silence for the potential that went down the drain with these two (or waywood and eliza/maryse)

I continue to be obsessed with Clary's commitment to fucking hating Valentine

kinda love it when Alec is described wearing a ratty sweater because like yeah he is the Consul. he’s a pretty important person, he spearheaded the Alliance, he’s also the husband of a powerful warlock and father of two. but at his roots he is still just a guy with no fashion sense.

Can we just all agree that mathematically speaking it's clearly 1? Did y'all pay even an ounce of attention in class or did u just eat ur eraser? 😭😭😭😭😭😭