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how am i supposed to go to work when im literally thinking about The Character

It’s easy to forget JRR Tolkien was a fairly prolific academic translator with an interest in early medieval literature and philology. It’s so inspiring that he found time to write The Hobbit while fighting for his life over Beowulf.

he’s got rejection sensitivity

Mouse nesting instinct has got to go wild

u ever just look at all the stuff u love and think wow i love this stuff

It physically hurts me to block so many beautiful women but they are lying to me.

I stare at my friends because they are works of art and the lights of my life not because I want to fuck them

"Friends don't look at friends that way" I think some of you just need to be nicer to your friends.

The Pokemon regions

mayor of nipton: i cant believe the deal i just made with none other than the legion! we'll have a new ally and the underground business and services i run here will prosper

the nefarious vulpes inculta: