The Idea Of The Magic Card "Swords To Plowshares" Is Essentially That Target Creature Rejects The Way

@an-unprofessional-artist the person complaining to the dark lord is you

Ah, yes, I see you’ve taken notice of the fine knight I keep dangling in a big gilded cage above my evil throne. Quite the pretty little ornament the would be savior makes, wouldn’t you agree~?

What? No, it IS a big cage. That’s- it’s the standard size for a knight’s cage I’m pretty sure. NO I’m not going to invest in 500 square feet of dungeon, it’s ONE knight! I’m pretty sure knights live in hovels in the wild anyways which is basically the same- Look, the cage is quite literally gilded. He loves the cage! He loves obediently preening in the cage! Yeah well, when you capture your own knight you can keep it in whatever size castle you want to, but this one’s mine. Especially since you’re so obviously jealous of me and my cute and awesome knight anyway.

You know, that Mythbusters post legitimately changed my life. Before seeing it, I had exponentially more guilt and stress about not being able to sleep, which of course, further exacerbated my inability to sleep.

Now, every time I wake up about three am, knowing I have to get up at 6.45, instead of stressing and panicking about how my day is going to be sleep deprived and miserable, I just tell myself 'Time to activate Mythbusters Protocol' and lie there with my eyes closed safe in the knowledge that I am measurably reducing later feelings of exhaustion.

And when this happens, about 70% of the time the reduction of guilt and stress means I actually do fall back asleep, so all in all instead of getting only three or four hours sleep, I get five to six and a half.

Which y'know, major improvement in health and energy.

Please be warned: I’m an addictive medication.

they've diagnosed me with i need to sleep next to u holding u the entire night

Um. Yes. Any of these would be fine.

Top ways to take estrogen

1) Sitting in your girlfriend's lap as she gives you your injection then comforts you.

2) Your Girlfriend gives you a massage with Estrogen Gel.

3) Making out with your girlfriend and she shoves the pill into your mouth with her tounge.

4) Your girlfriend slips your Progesterone into you before abusing your prostate.

Any other suggestions?

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I am lost send help

Horny-posting on main:

Cuddles and kisses sound really nice rn

As a fast food opener, I really feel that “fast travel to work” dealio

the thing that sucks is that people love saying sleep early is good etc etc and yeah it is. I've seen some benefits before. but I think it sucks to ignore that late night is the only time with any freedom. I think it sucks to not acknowledge the dread in waking up and it's a work day again

Thank you black trans men and women and nonbinary folk

everyone say thank you to black trans women and black trans men

Dang. At what point do the powers kick in?

Feminizing HRT is just a really long magical girl transformation sequence.

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