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“Brasil acima de tudo, Deus acima de todos”

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in a way. catcher in the rye is just the depressed man’s ferris bueller’s day off

Being pregnant with Tom's child would include...

Finding out the very next day he left for his latest movie press tour

Panicking because you knew he’d be gone for at least five or six months

“Shit, what am I going to do?”

Telling your best friend first

“Shit Y/N, what are you going to do?”

“Why thank you for your help!”

Deciding not to tell him until he came home

Him worrying one day he called you because you were extra sensitive and missed him a lot

Your mom going to your scans and check-ups with you

“Congratulations, you’re having twins”

“WHAT THE F-”

Calling Tom like every two hours after knowing this

“Baby, when are you coming back?”

“I dunno, probably in like two months, why?”

“Oh… nothing, I just miss you so much!”

Crying everytime after hanging up

Except one time you didn’t

And Tom heard you sobbing your lungs out

And he got so worried he took the first flight home

He arrived late at night

Only to find you laying on your side on the couch, with a duvet, watching a movie and eating chocolate covered popcorn

“Y/N?”

Dropping the bowl

Looking at him with wide eyes

“Tom?”

“Yeah, it’s me baby, are you alright?”

You immediately standing up to run and hug him

Your five-month belly already showing under your pajamas

Running to his arms and him holding you, shocked, believing he was imagining things

But when you pulled away

And he saw you

He couldn’t believe his eyes

“Y/N what the fuck”

“…surprise?”

Him asking a LOT of questions

“How long have you known?”

“How far along are you?”

“Is it a boy or a girl?”

“TWINS?”

“Oh my I need to sit”

Showing him all the scan pictures you got

“Tom… are you crying?”

“No, I just, I got something in my eye it’s all”

Tom apologising for being absent for so long

And calling EVERYONE

“HAZ, I’M HAVING TWINS! Well, Y/N is, but, ya know what I mean…”

“Mom, guess what? We’re having twins!”

“Jacob, oh my goodness, I’m going to be a dad! TWINS!”

Him having to go back to work but promising he’d spend every minute with you as soon as the tour is over

But you offered him a different deal

And leaving with him for the rest of the tour

The whole cast of the movie taking care of you by Tom’s request

Especially Harrison

“Y/N why are you standing up you need to sit down here take my chair”

“I CAN’T SIT DOWN, HARRISON”

Going back home a month and half later

By then you were six and a half months pregnant

So, according to the doctor that left you like a month to prepare everything you needed

Tom refusing to let you carry anything heavy

Preparing and ensambling their nursery almost all by himself

You having to rest completely from the beginning of your seventh month

And just as the doctor predicted,

you went into early labor…

…a month and half early

“Tom, the babies are coming.”

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It is funny how the words "liberal" and "liberalism", in the US, have a very different meaning from what we say here. Here, "liberal" is more aligned with the right wing in economic matters. Liberals defend the end of state-owned intervention in economics and less taxes, it is more related to that than behaviour or social believes. Liberalism benefits the rich as it also defends the end of public institutions like the health public system or universities. This is why it is associated with right-wingers. On social aspects, they tend to be more conservatives, but maybe you'll see liberal activist who support gay marriage or the legalization of marijuana, but also they are pro-gun and against abortion (individual freedom).

There are left winger liberals, but this is a ehole other storie.

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