Brazillian Recipies Part Two: Porc Tale. Porc Finger. Porc Knee. Porc Tongue. And Why Not Some PORC EAR???

Candice Patton as Iris West on THE FLASH

nudes do dylan???

when u see the bio from cole's  twitter

all serious and shit.

and then u have Dylan:

they are still Zack and Cody

Being pregnant with Tom's child would include...

Finding out the very next day he left for his latest movie press tour

Panicking because you knew he’d be gone for at least five or six months

“Shit, what am I going to do?”

Telling your best friend first

“Shit Y/N, what are you going to do?”

“Why thank you for your help!”

Deciding not to tell him until he came home

Him worrying one day he called you because you were extra sensitive and missed him a lot

Your mom going to your scans and check-ups with you

“Congratulations, you’re having twins”

“WHAT THE F-”

Calling Tom like every two hours after knowing this

“Baby, when are you coming back?”

“I dunno, probably in like two months, why?”

“Oh… nothing, I just miss you so much!”

Crying everytime after hanging up

Except one time you didn’t

And Tom heard you sobbing your lungs out

And he got so worried he took the first flight home

He arrived late at night

Only to find you laying on your side on the couch, with a duvet, watching a movie and eating chocolate covered popcorn

“Y/N?”

Dropping the bowl

Looking at him with wide eyes

“Tom?”

“Yeah, it’s me baby, are you alright?”

You immediately standing up to run and hug him

Your five-month belly already showing under your pajamas

Running to his arms and him holding you, shocked, believing he was imagining things

But when you pulled away

And he saw you

He couldn’t believe his eyes

“Y/N what the fuck”

“…surprise?”

Him asking a LOT of questions

“How long have you known?”

“How far along are you?”

“Is it a boy or a girl?”

“TWINS?”

“Oh my I need to sit”

Showing him all the scan pictures you got

“Tom… are you crying?”

“No, I just, I got something in my eye it’s all”

Tom apologising for being absent for so long

And calling EVERYONE

“HAZ, I’M HAVING TWINS! Well, Y/N is, but, ya know what I mean…”

“Mom, guess what? We’re having twins!”

“Jacob, oh my goodness, I’m going to be a dad! TWINS!”

Him having to go back to work but promising he’d spend every minute with you as soon as the tour is over

But you offered him a different deal

And leaving with him for the rest of the tour

The whole cast of the movie taking care of you by Tom’s request

Especially Harrison

“Y/N why are you standing up you need to sit down here take my chair”

“I CAN’T SIT DOWN, HARRISON”

Going back home a month and half later

By then you were six and a half months pregnant

So, according to the doctor that left you like a month to prepare everything you needed

Tom refusing to let you carry anything heavy

Preparing and ensambling their nursery almost all by himself

You having to rest completely from the beginning of your seventh month

And just as the doctor predicted,

you went into early labor…

…a month and half early

“Tom, the babies are coming.”

Last week I slept at 7 am. No kidding.

me: *has to get up early*

me at 1am:

“What really knocks me out is a book that, when you're all done reading it, you wish the author that wrote it was a terrific friend of yours and you could call him up on the phone whenever you felt like it. That doesn't happen much, though."

J.D. Salinger "The Catcher in the Rye”

So today people in Brazil broke quarantine to support our president

They wished for a military intervention like the one we had in 1964 who created our second and longest dictatorship who lasted over 20 years with thousands of deaths confirmed by the conflicts and to this day, thousands of deaths have no explanation due its heavy censorship

They also asked for AI-5 (Institucional Acts in free translation) and it was the most brutal act by far

I don't really talk about my own life here, but I will give an example: my grandfather is 86 years old and he was 31 when the censorship started. He fought by the rights of the poor people and the workers who were losing their jobs due the dictatorship and the economic crisis that came with it. He was friends with various singers who were exiled just by expressing their fears and how displeased they were with the military government. My grandfather was arrested by the military government to be tortured, leaving my grandmother to take care of 4 children (including my mother) and a new baby on the way, who didn't make it due her stress

Please, PLEASE! Let's get together to end this craziness! If you're Brazilian and happens to read this, please reblog and maybe tell your own story about a family member or tell more about the dictatorship that happened

If you are not a Brazilian, please reblog this! Let's stop this nonsense

irondad edits + fanfiction quotes: when my body won’t hold me anymore (where will I go) by @madasthesea​ (do not tag as ship) 

Remember this today please.