Canon: Stern And Emotionally Restricted Authority Figure

OKAY TUMBLR. IT'S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL.

Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “GIF.”

NOT JIF,

GIF.

And here is the link for the opposite.

WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.

For some reason this felt relevant 🤷‍♂️

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen, M/M

Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)

Relationship: Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Midoriya Izuku

Characters: Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Midoriya Izuku, Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Shinsou Hitoshi

Additional Tags: Adult Midoriya Izuku, Midoriya Izuku Does Not Go to U.A. High School, Pro Hero Midoriya Izuku, NO UNDERAGE RELATIONSHIPS, Midoriya Izuku Has One for All Quirk, Second First Meetings, Meet-Cute, Humor, Romantic Comedy, Enemies to Lovers, One Sided Enemies to Lovers, Alternate Universe, Crack Treated Seriously, Smitten Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead is Shinsou Hitoshi's Uncle, Swearing, Mentions of Hello Kitty, Midoriya Izuku is a Tease

Language:English

Series: Part 2 of Plunder Bunny AU

Summary:

Shouta was a man on a mission, he had to find the lead singer of the band he saw on Saturday night so he could propose to him. If only he didn't have to deal with Nezu making him teach with the Number 3 Pro Hero Dekiru. Spotlight heroes are the freaking worst!

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“So I was thinking about where you should take me for dinner after I win…” Dekiru started. Shouta was going to ignore the obvious provocation, but there was something different about the hero’s voice. It lacked the distortion effect from the mask. Shouta let his curiosity get the better of him and looked over at the hero, wanting to see the look on his actual face when Shouta told him exactly where he’d be eating dinner tonight, only to be struck dumb by what he saw. He said the only thing that came to mind, and ended up saying it three times before he finally found the words to say anything else.

“Oh… fuck me.” He’s so hot!

“Oh. Fuck me! Oh crap, I just lost!

“Oh! Fuck me.” OMG I called the man of my dreams a circus monkey and told him to quit working with me!

Are there any fics where Katsuki is related to Muscular? There absolutely need to be if there are not. I never thought about it before, but it makes to much sense.

Otaku 20+ PowerPoint presentation night: Free choice of topic but pretend to be an anime character | Todoroki Shouto by @rosiebrie | Join the server here (No minors)

I really think people have forgotten just how bad things were under the Trump Administration. Literally every day there was news about some service being cut or someone terrible appointed somewhere they shouldn't be or what have you. He constantly flirted with WW3 and military dictatorship. It was such a blur of badness that there aren't big standouts for people to point to to make him "the XYZ president." it was everything. all the time. Why do we not remember this.

Dear Employment Jelly, please get me a good job in a Blue State ASAP. It was scary enough here, and it’s about to get scarier soon.

🌈 izuku w different hair colors + 1-A’s reactions 🌈

heard someone say archive of our own should install a "dislike" button and I thought I should say this: no, there's absolutely no need for archive of our own to install a "dislike" button.

why? because archive of our own isn't tiktok or youtube or twitter/x where users can monetize their content. archive of our own is a nonprofit site run by fans for fans, which means every content — every fanfic — you see on archive of our own was made out of pure love and passion from the artists/authors.

ao3 authors write because writing about these characters is their happiness and passion. they write for themselves, but they were generous enough to share with you their creations.

they're not "content creators" the way tiktokers or youtubers or instagram models are. they don't "make content" for views and engagements that can be monetized.

so no, you don't get to "grade their works" unless they specifically and directly ask you to.

you don't get to "say what you dislike about their works" unless they specifically and directly ask you to.

you don't get to "dislike" works that are not made specifically to please you in the first place. you're just a guest in someone's house, a house in which they let you in because they were kind, you don't get to roam around their house and say what you dislike about their furniture. you don't get to roam around their house and say you "dislike their house".

of course, you can have your opinion about the house its host invites you in. but if it's a negative one and you find yourself not liking the house, the polite things for you to do is excuse yourself and leave without telling them you dislike their house.

and just because you personally dislike the house doesn't mean the house is "ugly" either. the house you dislike could be a favorite, most luxurious place to many others.

my point is, don't be entitled by wanting the rights to voice your disapproval of things that you get to enjoy for free. don't be entitled by wanting the rights to voice your disapproval of things that were made out of love and passion — things the artists made for themselves for fun.

it makes you look like an entitled jerk with main character syndrome. the universe does not revolve around you.

now repeat after me: don't like don't read. no one forces you to continue reading a fic you don't like. quietly leave instead of being rude to authors who write for free because writing is their source of comfort.

people are so used to contents that were made because it's a trend / contents like tiktok that were made with the main purpose of reaching high engagement and making profits that they forget sometimes things can be made out of love and be made just for fun. sometimes things are supposed to just be for people to enjoy, and if some people don't enjoy them, then they can simply leave without being unnecessary unkind.

If Izuku wasn't so self-sacrificing and took some time to think about his feelings, I think he'd go through this a lot. Especially watching Bakugo being friends with Kirishima, when Kirishima is basically the same as Izuku, just without the *trauma*.

Or watching Aizawa make time to teach Shinsou and believe in his abilities, even though he has a lot to catch up on, while instead he expected Izuku to be perfect from day one and never made time to help him improve.

He's sooo precious! 🥹

get shrunk nerd