Take Me Down To The Fat Boy City Where The Tums Are Fat And The Boys Have Tiddies

me checking this dumb stupid idiot app everyday like there's a daily login bonus

concept for a film: theres a break in and the burgler gets locked in the home with a cat. the cat somehow wins. the details are unimportant

If this pops up while you’re scrolling, I wish you unconditional love and massive success.

Taking these 3 things to the vet. And yep. you guessed it. Putting them down

my bf and I have the same fucking brain

i survived a tuesday, and for what? wednesday? disgusting.

Double Income No Kids used to be seen as a kind of lavish lifestyle, now it’s like…a requirement to have any remote chance at financial stability

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Let's make a color!

Inspired by that one tumblr blue™ post

reblog for sample size!